butt pole

A large, 3-6cm wide pole that is inserted into the rectal area. The length of this pole varies according to the size/depth of the rectal cavity. Typically used with and or by a partner for maximum penetration. Most commonly used by closeted straight men, many of whom you likely know well.

John picked up a hooker to try out his new 11 inch butt pole after his wife turned down the idea.

by Likemadick July 7, 2023

butt hurt butter

Noun:
Joke full name for Phenylephrine ointment more commonly known as Preparation H.

Get Karen some butt hurt butter because her hemorrhoids flared up from the meme I just showed her.

by IHammerheadI400 December 11, 2024

Vertical Butt Weld

A sex act involving a man and partner, in which the man, with expert precision, ejaculates between their partner's ass cheeks and presses them shut, allowing the semen to dry. The dry semen forms cement, welding the cheeks shut.

"Man, that bitch Randy was such an ass until I gave him a vertical butt weld. His dumbass won't ever shit or call me gay again."

by Vertical Butt Weld Man December 7, 2019

Butt Man (2 man)

when u go on a 2 man and u get any type of play like cracking, head, or getting jerked off.

went on a Butt Man (2 Man) with my friends

by taintking456 December 7, 2025

Wide Butts

Having the capacity of extra booty meat on you tail bone and attracting hella fuckbois

Guy 1: whoa bro! You see those two chicks!?

Guy 2: They got a couple of nice fine Wide Butts on them

by Thatoneubergæguy November 8, 2019

buluga butt

That ass that looks like it belongs in the ocean to be used as a boat

That buluga butt is a float

by liredd January 8, 2015

butt of sugar

A Womans ass that tastes like powdered sugar.

Dawn Patterson-Means ass tastes so delicious, she has a butt of sugar.

by Daxnix April 21, 2016