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mans and 'em

The name guys give for their penis and balls.
Hey baby, you wanna meet my mans and 'em?
by Krazee 8 May 20, 2005
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Fat Man On A Motorbike

A game played on long car journeys. The aim is to spot fat men on motorcycles.

Once you spot one, you shout out 'Fat man on a Motorbike'.

This game can pass time, and winning can be very satisfying.
Joe: 'FAT MAN ON A MOTORBIKE!'

Darren: 'Yass! Let's start a new round.. cannot wait!'

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Kid: 'But I can't be fucked going on a 2 hour car journey to see a wretched old shrivel in a hospital bed!'

Dad: 'Quit whining. Play fat man on a motorbike with Garry or something. And don't talk shit about my maw.
by Har-Har August 17, 2010
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Kinder Egg Man

An extremely creepy version of Humpty Dumpty that was once a mascot for the toy Kinder Surprise (which is banned in America). His first and only appearance was in a Kinder advert where he sits on top of a wall and speaks in a high pitched gibberish before falling off.

The commercial is so unsettling that it's actually kind of hard to watch, but it somehow became a meme online with several remixes and re-edits of it.

One of the oldest known videos of the advert was uploaded onto YouTube back in 2006, with the uploader calling it somewhat disturbing for some strange reason.
It's absolutely baffling how Kinder eggs have managed to stay so strong for the past 44 years even though the Kinder Egg Man is enough to completely scare any child away from ever wanting one.

And it doesn't help that one of the oldest known YouTube videos of it was labeled as somewhat disturbing. I guess the uploader just hates kids.
by Nordicdragon July 3, 2018
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Dead Man's Party

A get-together hosted by 80's alternative band Oingo Boingo. It's of course reserved for people who are no longer alive, this also includes people who were struck by lightning while walking down the street, and people who were hit by something in their sleep. If you manage to get an invite, word of advice, make sure you leave your body at the door
I thought being a zombie would suck, but I just got invited to a Dead Man's Party! SWEET!
by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018
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fastest man alive

do you mean banderita?
Fastest man alive = banderita

- Did you see fastestmanalive video?

- come on man , ofc i did.
by BanderitaFakeEdition July 24, 2019
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wise man time

The period in which, after self prompted ejaculation, you reflect in your now non hormonal state at what you have done. Was it right? Do you need to change? Usually a depressing, yet enlightening time, only to be washed away with the next hormonal surge.
‘Bruh, I feel like a Seion rn tbh’
‘Yeah bruh, need some wise man time after gettin blue balls like that
by some broke nigga August 2, 2019
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Old Man Beer

Cheap macro beers that your father (a.k.a old man) probably enjoyed drinking back in the day. Examples include Hamm's, PBR, Schlitz, Old Style, Rolling Rock, Stroh's, and Blatz.
Person 1: Your fridge is full of PBR and Hamm's?!
Person 2: What can I say, I'm a big fan of old man beer.
by JustAnotherNeighbor March 13, 2018
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