infiltrating moose cock

Canadians who sexually arouse moose and suddenly get flip fucked

Mike McDonald was going to hockey practice when he got an infiltrating moose cock up the cornhole

by alex"rus" tsaur October 21, 2003

Crayola Cock-Pit

Is when 5 men, perferrably in their 40's, sit in a cave and after listening to David Koresh'es teaching on audio cassette tapes, dye there penises opposing colors for initiation into their bridge club.

Token Black Guy #1
"I think having a crayola cock-pit is the best thing John Cusack has done, with his actin career."

Token Black Guy #2
"For sheezee"

by RachelleF July 31, 2008

Jesus monster cock

Term used to describe my unnaturally large penis. Typically given to a person named Matt. Names also referring to Jesus Monster Cock are White Python and Don Knotts. J.M.C is the accepted abbreviation for Jesus Monster Cock

M: Hey Chan, did you hear Brit screaming last night?

C:*confused* Maybe

M: Well, she was riding my Jesus Monster Cock like a pogo stick! I was giving some major Don Knotts.

by Duck Butter McGee November 15, 2012

pet cock valve

The valve at the bottom of your car's radiator

"Open the pet cock valve to drain the coolant"

by odis85 October 9, 2006

Dual Cock Mastery

Dual Cock Mastery is defined as the completetion of mastering a certain sex technique known as 'Bento Style'.

Bento Style technique is where the male inserts his penis inside the female's vagina, but only in a certain legendary way

in order to allow the woman to have an orgasm as if 'Chuck Norris' was 'Fucking her hard,'*

*i.e. Penetrating so hard and fast, almost to the state of ripping pussy to shreds.

Johnathon was praised for successfully achieving Dual Cock Mastery.

David attempted Dual Cock Mastery on his girlfriend, but failed. This resulted in his cock ripped to shreds.

by vaginalspeedtester3 November 12, 2011

white supreme cock

Well a white supreme cocks is the biggest of cocks. If you’ve got one of these I know girls are fighting for you.

Some as a BBC (big black cock). A WSC also known as a white supreme cock is the same thing.

by P.Sxo June 30, 2022

Cock peek-a-boo

When you are having sexual based relations with your significant partner, and you tease her by inserting and uninserting your cock into her vagina over and over. This is similar to the game peek-a-boo but is followed with a slimey substance discharged from the penis.
therefore; cock peek-a-boo

Derrick: Yo, dude.. last night me and michelle played some crazy cock peek-a-boo!
Optimus Prime: Your mom's hott..

by Kyle's Killer Lemonade October 9, 2008