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mans and 'em

The name guys give for their penis and balls.
Hey baby, you wanna meet my mans and 'em?
by Krazee 8 May 20, 2005
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Fat Man On A Motorbike

A game played on long car journeys. The aim is to spot fat men on motorcycles.

Once you spot one, you shout out 'Fat man on a Motorbike'.

This game can pass time, and winning can be very satisfying.
Joe: 'FAT MAN ON A MOTORBIKE!'

Darren: 'Yass! Let's start a new round.. cannot wait!'

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Kid: 'But I can't be fucked going on a 2 hour car journey to see a wretched old shrivel in a hospital bed!'

Dad: 'Quit whining. Play fat man on a motorbike with Garry or something. And don't talk shit about my maw.
by Har-Har August 17, 2010
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Old Man Beer

Cheap macro beers that your father (a.k.a old man) probably enjoyed drinking back in the day. Examples include Hamm's, PBR, Schlitz, Old Style, Rolling Rock, Stroh's, and Blatz.
Person 1: Your fridge is full of PBR and Hamm's?!
Person 2: What can I say, I'm a big fan of old man beer.
by JustAnotherNeighbor March 13, 2018
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fastest man alive

do you mean banderita?
Fastest man alive = banderita

- Did you see fastestmanalive video?

- come on man , ofc i did.
by BanderitaFakeEdition July 24, 2019
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Kinder Egg Man

An extremely creepy version of Humpty Dumpty that was once a mascot for the toy Kinder Surprise (which is banned in America). His first and only appearance was in a Kinder advert where he sits on top of a wall and speaks in a high pitched gibberish before falling off.

The commercial is so unsettling that it's actually kind of hard to watch, but it somehow became a meme online with several remixes and re-edits of it.

One of the oldest known videos of the advert was uploaded onto YouTube back in 2006, with the uploader calling it somewhat disturbing for some strange reason.
It's absolutely baffling how Kinder eggs have managed to stay so strong for the past 44 years even though the Kinder Egg Man is enough to completely scare any child away from ever wanting one.

And it doesn't help that one of the oldest known YouTube videos of it was labeled as somewhat disturbing. I guess the uploader just hates kids.
by Nordicdragon July 3, 2018
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one-man luge

When you finally go to bed after a 48-hour Vegas coke, booze and hooker binge and you lay on your back in the hotel bed, staring at the ceiling, arms tight to your sides, losing your shit, questioning your decision-making ability and praying you'll survive.
During breakfast at the Bellagio: "How'd you sleep last night? Do a little one-man luge in your hotel room?"
by Toastwaver July 13, 2016
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Take mans eye

To take mans eye means to stab an eye out.
He jumped at him tryna take mans eye
by OppWitSeriousMembers June 1, 2020
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