National Fuck Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day

Got a girlfriend/boyfriend?

Fuck them on this very special day!

Person 1:Hey dude guess what.

Person 2:What?

Person 1:It's National Fuck Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day

by gwagwazk November 01, 2022

Dutch National Anthem

The theme of Formula 1

I’ve heard the Dutch National Anthem 20 times this year please make it stop please make it stop please make it stop please make it stop please make it stop ple

by Neihlon March 09, 2024

National Ignore Your GF Day

On May 26th, every guy or girl who has a girlfriend must ignore them the ENTIRE day, no matter what!

Josh hasn’t talked to his girlfriend all day even though she blew up his phone multiple times. Unfortunately for Josh’s girlfriend it is May 26th, which is “nation ignore your gf day”National ignore your gf day means to not talk to your gf at all the entire day of May 26th

by FB Annie May 24, 2023

National grab d day

February 11th is when every girl will be obligated to grab a dick as part of their routine

Did you know it’s February 11th?
Yeah, I’m excited because it’s National grab d day

by Bigbet244 February 10, 2019

National Nut Day

On November 9th it is National Nut Day

Yo its November 9th happy National Nut Day

by Russian man November 10, 2020

National Nut Day

June 11, the day where everyone is gonna nut or squirt

Aye bro lets nut today, it’s National Nut Day!

by professionalnutter June 10, 2024

National Asian day

This day is to celebrate asians
Laugh at them
Love them
Fuck ‘em
This day is on DECEMBER 12th

Stephonopolous: what day is it today

Leelee: It’s National Asian day

Stephonopolous: YAY! I’m Asian
Leelee: me too!

by Jo Mama Bitch December 12, 2019