International Two-Face Day

A day, celebrated on February 2nd, where we remember the anniversary of two-face robbing the second national bank of all its two dollar bills.

Person 1: Hey you know what day it is today?
Person 2: No
Person 1: International Two-Face Day!
Person 2: Hell yeah! I'm gonna go get two coins to celebrate!

by edgyswaglord69 October 4, 2019

Bitch Face Chuckle Nugget

Someone that does stupid shit all the time they think is funny

John pretended to fall down so I pushed that bitch face chuckle nugget myself.

by xionymous October 18, 2019

FUCKING TWAT-FACED DICK'ED

The most British roast ever

WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE YA FUCKING TWAT-FACED DICK'ED?!

by mosqitoburito May 1, 2021

face pressed against glass

When someone presses their face against glass/window. People sometimes press their face against glass so they can make funny faces since you can see your face getting squished on the other side.

He looks funny when he's got his face pressed against glass.

by A random person you don't know May 2, 2022

National kick in the face day

Grab friend and kick them in the face

NATIONAL KICK IN THE FACE DAY

by tastephenson December 9, 2020

Fake Two Face Hoes

When their supposed to be your friend and they turn out to be one of them fake hoes.And then you expose they ass for being fake as fuck.

Like I don’t need you fake two face hoes in my life.

by Bootycheekintheocean June 12, 2019

Open-face Tuna Melt

Heard of a cream pie? Well... this is like that, but more melty and tuna-y

After leaving that bitch with an open-face tuna melt, I dragged her ass down to Walgreens and watched her swallow that plan-B pill.

by WyldWyldWest November 16, 2018