National Bonnie speaks facts day

national Bonnie speaks facts day is when I (Bonnie) SPEAK FACTS! I am making this day because jetti spaghetti can not rap his head around the FACT that I love him more.

“Hey did u hear? It’s national bonnie speaks facts day!”
“Oh shit no way! I just know she’s gonna spit straight facts!”

by petitebunni January 1, 2023

National walk around in a towel day

January second. National walk around in a towel day.

Hey! It’s January second, why are you wearing clothes? It’s National walk around in a towel day.

by Ladybuggirl170000000 January 2, 2023

National slap Jamie capaldi day xoxo

Jamie got slapped

Bob: Jamie let me slap u

Jamie: why

Bob: Because it’s National slap Jamie capaldi day xoxo
Jamie: fair

by Aa.ron45 January 2, 2023

National Jizz Day

National Jizz Day is on June 5. Just jizz!

Woahhh it's June 5, you know what that means? It's National Jizz Day!
Sir, this is a Wendy's...

by Jizzday January 2, 2023

National Kiss Flux Day

On the day of January 9th
Everyone shall kiss flux

" Hey bro guess what" " hm?" "It's National Kiss Flux Day"

by ApolloArcticFox January 9, 2023

National Eat Ass Day

10 January is the official Eat Ass day, when you can eat someone's ass.

Hey, it's 10th of January, you know what that means. National Eat Ass Day. COME HERE MY FRIEND.

by a sudden squirt January 10, 2023

National give your friend's money back day

January 11 is the national give your friend's money back day, where people worldwide return the money they owe back to their friend!

You: Hey Ryan, Happy January 11!
Ryan: What's January 11th?
You: It's National give your friend's money back day.
Ryan: Cool man, here's your money back!

by FriendlyNeighbourhoodIdiot January 11, 2023