National Grab Ass Day

You fucking sicko. This isn't even a real thing. I hope you bleach your eyes and never search this up again.

No. National Grab Ass Day is just no.

by L0V3S1CK July 6, 2021

National sucking dick day

May 1st also known as National sucking dick day!

Hey did you hear what today is? It’s national sucking dick day.

by Your secret Admire May 1, 2024

National slap ass day

On December 11th, you are allowed to slap anyone’s ass.

Jessica: OMG did Tyler just slap my ass?
Tyler: It’s National slap ass day!
Jessica: ohh

by trackgod100 December 10, 2019

national Evelyn day

May 23rd, a day to appreciate Evelyn’s around the globe.

“Hey! It’s May 23rd!! Happy National Evelyn Day!”

by Panic!Evie May 22, 2024

National Freaky Day

National Freaky Day . Grab Smb Ass 😂 .

National Freaky Day .

by pie.mariee May 10, 2022

National kiss lips day

Oh the 1st of may, you get to kiss anyone you want, the same gender or opposite it doesn’t matter just get your lips on someone else’s don’t be scared

Eyy Jim it’s national kiss lips day

(*Jim kisses me*)

by The true lover April 11, 2019

national give your girl a hoodie day

this day april 25 you have to give your girlfriend a hoodie

the day of april 25 is a very good day for giving your girlfriend a hoodie on national give your girl a hoodie day

by nsnnsnajjshebw April 22, 2022