he’s one hp

When your teammates dies tryin’ to kill an enemy.

“He’s one hp!”

When in reality, he’s full hp and your friend got shitted on.

“He’s one hp!”

by Kanami...... December 22, 2020

Sammi ones

The act of initiating non-consensual intercourse with persons of ambiguous gender identities. Alternative definitions include: the absence of a father figure, bellowing violently in public settings, as well as the tendency to persistently quote individuals based on earlier comments.

flippin hell lad look at' state of her backside.

nah lad i don't think that's a her
*nudges shoulder
hah sammi ones

by sammiones October 24, 2023

Down in One!

The beginning of counting down for someone to chug their beer, or drink they must drink. And if the whole thing is sung and they haven't finished their drink then they don't deserve to be at your party.
(The full P.C. phrase: Down in One! , Down in One, Down in One, Down in Two, Down in Two, Down in Two, Down in Three, Down in Three, Down in Three, Down in Four ... You're a Bore, Why are we waiting we could be masterb*ting, Drink MF, Drink MF Drink!)

Drunk Party People: *Playing Kings Cup*
Very Drunk Bro: *Gets stacked* Damn it, I lost.
Everyone else: Down in One!...
Very Drunk Bro: *Finishes by Two*
Me: Well that's what you get for standing to the left of me.

by Investigate311#BirdUp April 18, 2019

hit it for the one time

when you are recording someone and hope that they will repeat what they just did when you weren't recording

"CMON HIT IT FOR THE ONE TIME HIT IT FOR THE ONE TIME"

by BBB8BB88B September 4, 2021

one on the city

To order a water in a coffee shop or restaurant.

Give me one on the city...

by MarkBryan March 4, 2007

One eyed monster

A guy who blew one side of his head off with a shotgun.

DoD you see the one eyed monster on rotten.com? Half his face and head was missing.

by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018

lay one on you

To fuck someone there and there

“I was going to lay one on you tonight”
“you should of!!”

by 023701 March 2, 2024