Turtle head

A crap that starts to win the fight.

Hurry up Dave I got a turtle head poking out

by D_Train August 14, 2019

Pure Heads

A hard person(s)

Barman: You'll have to go lad, you're well bladdered.
Drunk: Don't be bang on lid, I know pure heads.
Barman: Well that changes everything, good day to you sir

by Jimith August 15, 2019

Bean head

This is a person with a bald head and looks like an egg that is about to crack, the sun constantly shines of off his head and into you’re eye. These people are always sunburnt to a crisp and are normally fat and have triple chins.

He’s a bean head omg

by Captain Beanhead August 17, 2019

hit the turtle on the head

Lowering one’s guard and then striking when least expected.

Robert formed rapport by making himself a clown and then hit the turtle on the head to got the promotion.

by Saravanan599 August 20, 2019

crack my head

dumbass twitter groupchat that isn't dead. we will live forver!!

kait: remember the og days?
vix: yeah, old crack my head was the best

by definitelynotqueer August 22, 2019

carnival head

1. A big headed person with a low IQ, possibly caused by the Dunning-Kruger effect.

2. Someone who can deepthroat without gagging.

1. Ben S: "If Florida floods you could just sell your house and move."
Average IQ person: "Fucking carnival head!"

2. Have you seen the Wang on Danny D? You'd need a carnival head to get that down your throat.

by Wigansalad August 23, 2019

ole head

Someone who is much older than you

It’s okay ole head you can’t fight no more

by Yojoemomma August 25, 2019