Lennonnhardtt the real one

Very funny guy with a 1.6 litre four-stroke turbocharged 90 degree V6 double-overhead camshaft reciprocating engine as a laughing muscle (make sure it doesn't overheat!).
Besides their profession as social assi they're also known for being professional bodybuilders, CS:GO players and under the pseudonym of "Helene Fischer" german Schlagericons.
But not everyone is suitable to provide for a Lennonnhardtt, a common problem is the feeding of them as they need shit loads of food.

"What is this guy doing with a Truck at the supermarket?"
"No worries, he's probably just buying breakfast for his Lennonnhardtt the real one"

by definetlynotLolcnoflxF July 15, 2021

Elliot smith number one fan

Sullivan miss smarty pants is Elliot smiths numba one fan and my evidence is that she yes does that :333

“Woah woah woah there is that Sullivan ?!?!”
“Who is that I have no idea who even that is but she seems like the Elliot smith number one fan !”

by Sodaisnooodal March 14, 2024

Big one isn’t it

You like men.

That means you like animals big one isn’t it

by Chcbc November 4, 2020

Kill two birds with one stone

It means to get two tasks done with one action.

For example, if you need groceries and cash, you can go to a grocery store. They will usually have an atm , and you could get your groceries and kill two birds with one stone.

by sag bag 100 September 8, 2025

One Sock Sexual

Have a sexual orientation where one is sexually attracted to partners that only wear one sock.

As soon as I took off my shoes, the One Sock Sexual tried jumping my bones after seeing me with only one sock on.

by Jack6626 June 10, 2022

Jerk In one

A game when your ejaculating and most of the semen goes in your belly button

Bro you’ll never believe it I got a jerk In one yesterday

by Jerkington April 12, 2021

one direction

a group of boys(they were once 5, but now they’re 4. niall fell over playing golf and it was sore) that can sing very well, but shocking dancers. these boys also have a very bad history with maths. lima tends to believe he didn’t know what udon noodles were until he was in his late 30’s, despite only being 26. louis also believes 36 plus another 6 is 38, and collectively the boys cant tell the difference between 18 months and 5 years. one of the band members commonly known as the curly-headed one, harry, has ongoing battle against gravity and can’t go a show without falling over. also if you want to commit suicide all you have to do is say you hate one direction and their fans will kill you :)

‘your maths is as good as one direction’

by ranga.langa September 6, 2020