captain cock block

from cock block;
one who frequently cock blocks a person and/or couples

Bob: What the hell man! did't you see me trying to get at Ashley?

Jim: Haha yeah

Bob: You always do this!!

Jim: I know haha

Bob: Gee. Thanks Captain Cock Block

by that 1 chick February 11, 2010

cock breath bitch

a bitch that sucks so much cock that when she breathes a cock shaped vapor cloud emits from her mouth making her choke just a little bit...

Many of hugh heffners bunnies are cock breath bitches.

friend 1: hey dude look at that girk over there shes choking!!!

friend 2: hey its okay shes only a cock breath bitch she will be fine!

Whore: hey stop making f......{cough cough choke choke Bluaghhhhh!!!} nevermind i realize ima cock breath bitch now

by shadow of life November 4, 2009

fumidor del cock

Combination of Spanish and English that creates the insult Cock Smoker (literal translation is "smoker of the cock").
See cock smoker or cock sucker.

Guy 1: You suck!

Guy 2: Yeah well you're a fumidor del cock.

by TheMonger September 29, 2006

Female cock blocker

A female friend who intentionally or unintentionally prevents a Lad from obtaining a rash bash!

Sam had a guaranteed rash bash untill his friend Hannah who's a complete female cock blocker ruined it!

by king rash bash December 30, 2011

Croatian Cock Wedge

A fetish linked with people who like to have their cock fingered. People with this fetish usually have multiple std-s and sometimes a ruptured penis.

Person 1: Anybody want's to help me with the Croatian Cock Wedge?

Person 2: *Prepares stake and torch.*

by #GazdA# December 27, 2020

Horse Cock Sandwhich

A Horse Cock Sandwhich, AKA HCS, is a chronic liar. some one who will quite hoenstly lie about anything. You could literally ask if they ate lunch and they will go out of their way to lie about it. You don't want to be an HCS or be associated with one. If you are one. change your ways. But you probably don't know you are and if you did. You would like to your self to say your not.

Bill: Man Josh such a Horse Cock Sandwhich.

Tony: He's an HCS?

Bill: Yes man he Horse Cocked me about wrecking his car last weekend.

by billybad@$$ December 10, 2009

Cock-a-doodle-doo

Roosters do not use their noise called " Cock-a-doodle-doo " to wake us up . They even make their noise in the noon , afternoon , even in the evening and midnight . It 's just a sign that they are hungry . Roosters share their food on their hen . So , if you have roosters , just don 't feed 1 rooster . Try to observe that he is making the noise , " Cock-a-doodle-doo " .

( early in the morning ... a rooster Cock-a-doodle-doo )

-> Hurry up Johnny ! We gotta feed the chickens !
-> Alright ...

by Gaian123 July 4, 2010