The Great Head Theory argues that if you recieve amazing head the first time you have intecourse with a partner, you should not persue a relationship with that person. As they have too much experience from previous relationships/partners. Also who gives crasy head the first time they sleep with someone, except when they a hoe?
Furthermore, the theory concludes that, when finding a partner its critical to settle for mid head.
Furthermore, the theory concludes that, when finding a partner its critical to settle for mid head.
I was considering wifing this throat goat, however The Great Head Theory convinced me to settle for someone giving less sloppy topp.
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pronounced- ass fix ee eight ed ter tul hed, which is the state of a mans penis when attempting to pee after having been in an uncomfortably cold temperature for a range of time. Asphyxiated turtle head can even cause pain in the tip and give the sensation of still having urine that needs to be expelled.
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Giving head and getting alittle too ambitious with your technique or depth perception and suffering the repercussions
Giving head and getting alittle too ambitious with your technique or depth perception and suffering the repercussions
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Guy 1: “my dick really hurts man.”
Guy 2: “I didn’t need to know that dude.”
Guy 1: “yeah I was getting some rocky road head.”
Guy 2: “eww, shut the fuck up I don’t want to hear this!”
Guy 2: “I didn’t need to know that dude.”
Guy 1: “yeah I was getting some rocky road head.”
Guy 2: “eww, shut the fuck up I don’t want to hear this!”
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Get the Rocky Road Head mug.1. A derogatary term for a child who is from an affair or is an unwanted step child
2. In legal terms a child who was adopted by their step parents
2. In legal terms a child who was adopted by their step parents
1. Bill was a red headed stepchild, everyone knows it and his dad thinks his wife cheated on him. His older siblings look like their dad or mom.
2. The red headed stepchild step dad and step mom married and adopted him
2. The red headed stepchild step dad and step mom married and adopted him
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