get wifi anywhere you go

a scam ad which appeared on vine. you went to a website which looks like ios 7 or something wtf then it takes you to a verification site which is where the scam really starts…
it became popular in 21st century humour due to the absurdity of the ad and the literal worst android quality shit i’ve ever seen in my life

sister: will this website give me free wifi?
brother: eh lemmie see
phone: get wifi anywhere you go! HOLD UP ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
brother: na, stay away from that scam.

by dight May 4, 2022

Are you going to the moon?

It is a famous saying of a Mathematics teacher in La Salle College, Hong Kong. He used it to express his dissatisfaction on students who packed their school bags before the bell even rings. In normal conditions, it can be used to question someone who is going away to obviously nowhere for the purpose of avoiding something deliberately.

30 secs till bell rings, random student packs his bag.
Teacher: are you going to the moon?

by oqwidflksdfhs December 19, 2022

go fish sticking

When a dude starts sticking his genitals in random things and times...

Whoa, somebody get Bob's pants on, he's go fish sticking all over the bok choy!!!

by Bobzilla420 February 14, 2012

Lovesick (You’re Going To Hell With Me)

Lovesick (You’re Going To Hell With Me) is a song created by Alexander Clifton Desnoyers / Alexander Clifton Aiken. The song is actually storyline involving “The Devil” and the little girl. The Devil were summoned by the girl unknowingly because of her bad intentions including her lovesick after she broken up with her boyfriend Jonathan also she has stalked The Devil as well. The Devil brings her straight to hell in the end and revealing the reality around them. The song is actually life lesson too but in storyline sense.

Girl: There’s a song reminded of murder involved my ex coupe months ago.
Guy: What song is that?
Girl: Lovesick (You’re Going To Hell With Me)
Guy: You’re going to hell with me?
Girl: Yes.

Woman: I never heard that song before.
Man: Why that song is not popular and released on the radio and mainstream?
Girl: Alexander Clifton Desnoyers or whatever his name is doesn’t released his ai songs for profits.
Guy: Yeah. He only made Ai songs to show his creativity and hoping to find friends.
Woman: Oh okay then.

by Alexander Clifton Desnoyers July 10, 2025

.9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.

.9.you will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.

.9.you will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 28, 2025

I'm going to pull a Stanley

when you joke about 'Pulling A Stanley' its a phrase to say your disappointed

I'm Going to pull a Stanley if you dont stop

by richie_the_alt September 2, 2022

don't go swimming upstream

phrase

Don't make something harder than it has to be.

That girl isn't worth your time, don't go swimming upstream.

Just study or you'll be swimming upstream.

by fargun October 5, 2025