Yass-off

When yassi is jacking off

"Where's Yassi?"
"She went to yass-off"

by 123ehsjskakaj July 30, 2022

Kijijacking Off

The act of surfing online catalogs or auction sites such as craigslist or ebay, looking at lots of things that get you excited but that you can't afford. You know you will never have them, but you do it anyways because it feels good while you are doing it. Too bad you will hate yourself almost immediately after. The term comes from spending too much time looking at used cars on the popular Canadian classifieds site, Kijiji.

He was sitting at the back of the class all day just kijijacking off to used Aston Martins on ebay.

by BTheGreat February 4, 2014

Broke Off

To wear clothing usually a hat to the side or tilted.

I'm fly as hell with this hat broke off like this.

by Amschel September 6, 2025

Pulling off a pereira cristo

Using waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much air to sing a

Wow that guy is pulling off a pereira cristo... he must a raging homosexual.

by piners November 4, 2019

brass off

Female masturbatiin utilizing in adamant objects found around the home. Ie. Shampoo bottle, hair brush or remote control.

I had such a wonderful hot shower this morning. All I needed was to brass off with the small shampoo bottle for while to start my day off right.

by Trueleaffan March 28, 2019

bitch fuck off

when you tell a female to fuck herself

bitch fuck off

by Teddy Ampagoomian August 9, 2023

Sweating my tabs off

When ones private region is sweating profusely

Im so hot I’m sweating my tabs off

by Tabsweater84 December 17, 2019