I Don't Even Know

This clever phrase was invented by the bright, young man, Chris Allen. He patented the phrase on July 15, 2007. The phrase, "I don't even know," is quite an unique expression. It can be used as a extreme adjective to describe the undescribable, or it can be used to express thoughts of confusion. It can also be used as a verbal space filler. This phrase will go down as one of the best phrases in all of phraseology history.

"Man, that girl is as ugly as... i don't even know."

"What's going on tonight, bro?"
"I don't even know, man."

((When in a conversation and an awkward silence comes up))
"Yeah, well, I dont even know."

by C.Allen February 23, 2008

I love you harder

When it's more than just a regular love, When you love a person enough to cut someone open and drip candlewax into their wound all for the person you love.

Person 1: I love you.
Person 2: I love you harder.
Asshole : Haha, Person 1's a bitch.
Person 2: *grabs Asshole and throws him to the ground. He then pulls out a razor blade. Person 2 cuts that presons arm open. He then pulls out a candle and a lighter. He drips candle wax into the guys wond. Then walks away*

by uru1993 April 12, 2008

I could eat babies

To be so mad, upset or angry that you could eat an innocent baby.

I can't believe they made me work a double shift on New Year's Eve. I'm so mad I could eat babies!

by madbabydisease April 13, 2010

Do mind if I don't

The complete opposite of "Don't mind if I do"

Timmy the tard has a saying, "Do mind if I don't" and has a homosexual chuckle after saying the aforementioned garbled hiccup.

by shumbert July 22, 2010

I am so quirky

An Annoying Cunt that thinks there cool and thinks being unique is different. She is always annoying and says they like nerdy shit like Game of Thrones or Video games. They would use the excuse that they are quirky when their boyfriend breaks up with them.

HEY, WHY DID YOU BREAK UP WITH ME I AM SO QUIRKY YOU CAN'T BREAK UP WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

by Poopooppoo4 November 3, 2020

I used to be an adventurer just like you, then I took an arrow to the knee

The most overly used phrase in gaming history. From the game Skyrim.

Guard: I used to be an adventurer just like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.

Player: LOL

by I'mAddictedToUrbanDictionary March 22, 2013

I can't believe it's not butter

Insult used with somebody's name, used if the person has man boobs

"Whoa, you see that guy's man boobs?"

"Yeah, I can't believe it's not butter"

by The Teacher, PhD in swearing July 15, 2009