Weasel

A weasel is a person, usually male, who treats girls poorly. Characterised by sleazy behaviour and an extreme focus on his sexual aims.

"Edward's girl is so nice isn't she"
"Yeh shes too good for him, he's a bit of a weasel really"

by Patella53 March 12, 2022

Greasy weasel

To drop a greasy weasel!

Good grief, I've just had a dump that shot out of my arse like a greasy weasel!

Wow, that curry I ate earlier has run through my guts like a greasy weasel!

They'd better have some good toilet cleaner here, 'cos I just dropped a greasy weasel that left some killer skid marks in the pan!

by Nerofalco2 May 27, 2023

Weasel

A device in which canabis is consumed also known as a ' bucket '. cut off a 1/4 of a 2 litre bottle from the top and cut off 1/8th of a 1 litre bottle from the bottom, fill the 2 litre bottle up with water and drop the 1 litre bottle in.

Person 1 : " Alright son? Fancy a weasel? "
Person 2 : " Whey aye! "

by ridlarh January 7, 2008

chum the weasel

To suck a dick

Brandy said she was on her period , so I asked if she could just “chum the weasel”

by JFrizzy September 28, 2020

Weasel

To weasel your way into someone’s life.

Ester is weaseling her way into Webbs foreskin.

by Dolomyte January 15, 2023

skeevy weasel

The creepy dude on the train who just leers at you.

"Did you see that skeevy weasel on the ride to chinatown?"

"I hope some day to grow up to be a skeevy weasel and creep girls out on the bus all day."

by hsigor August 20, 2007

bleeding the weasel

To have anal sex and tear through a matted patch of anal hair, then plowing said ass until bleeding occurs.

Man I was totally bleeding the weasel with Lisa last night.

by Emerica ann August 25, 2014