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Cock Weasel

Someone who does everything in their power to show everyone that they are the most snively and twofaced little shit. The kind of person you just want to slap right across the scrotum. Like Dave the little dick! That absolute forskinning, cock weaseling dick! Oh yeah, it can also be used as a verb I guess.
That dude is a total cock weasel. He's almost as bad as Dave.
by Abel Damsa May 6, 2018
mugGet the Cock Weaselmug.

Weasel

Someone that leaches off someone’s music career and thinks that they can do what ever they want because they make shitty music
Bro why are you being a weasel rn
by Mason James February 14, 2020
mugGet the Weaselmug.

Greasy weasel

Good grief, I've just had a dump that shot out of my arse like a greasy weasel!

Wow, that curry I ate earlier has run through my guts like a greasy weasel!

They'd better have some good toilet cleaner here, 'cos I just dropped a greasy weasel that left some killer skid marks in the pan!
by Nerofalco2 May 27, 2023
mugGet the Greasy weaselmug.

bung weasel

word for an extensively long log of fecal matter
Yo, that man just laid out a fat bung weasel!
by Troglodyte Breeder April 30, 2021
mugGet the bung weaselmug.

Drug Weasel

Someone who sells their prescription medications to drug dealers or others for profit.
I can't help you...I'm out of percs and my drug weasel's been ghosting me.
by ShmendrikDoofenheimer February 3, 2022
mugGet the Drug Weaselmug.

Waste Weasel

When your pet becomes a scavenger of the waste lands of your environment.
Example: "I dropped crumbs on the carpet and that's when the waste weasel came a runnin."
by Mischiepple December 31, 2020
mugGet the Waste Weaselmug.

Weasel

The red pill types according to Jordan Peterson.... Until there was some crossover between the fan bases.... Wonder how that happened.
Hym "I'm a weasel huh? You sure? Can you tell the difference between a weasel and a mongoose at a glance?"
by Hym Iam January 26, 2023
mugGet the Weaselmug.

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