Las Vegas Left

The practice of making three right turns, or a right and a U-turn in order to exit a parking lot. In Las Vegas, all main streets have medians, making left turns directly from parking lots impossible.

Is there a signal light at the end of this lot? I don't want to have to make a Las Vegas Left.

by plasmaboy February 25, 2011

left handed screwdriver

when your fellow tradies are out on smoko and they ask the new apprentice to give them a left handed screwdriver, it's both a prank and an intelligence test to check if he knows his tools.
It's a more generalised version of the 'muffler bearings' prank that car mechanics often ask from new trainees.

Tradie: "Oi Jimbo, can you go down to bunnings to grab me a left handed screwdriver?"
Apprentice: "Sure, but have you found the muffler bearings yet?"

by ahnonnymoose December 24, 2022

Left Handed scissors

When two willing sexual partners rub anuses ,in a scissor fashion, for sexual stimulation.

I walked in to the local Mouse Lodge and caught Jeff and Tom using the old left handed scissors.

by DJ Rick MoreAnus December 10, 2019

Left chat patty

A person that continuously leaves group chats with no explanation.

This person just did a left chat patty

by Yoloswagmoneypants June 16, 2020

Left leg syndrome

When you beat your dick so hard your left or right leg went numb.

"Ahh man..."
"what?"
"I think I have left leg syndrome."

by Suicide helpline April 4, 2017

Left hand scan

Glancing at a man's left hand in search of a possible wedding band.

Ashley: "The new guy at work has been flirting with me lately."

Samantha: "What is the status of his left hand scan?"

Ashley: "No ring, but that isn't conclusive."

by Angry Ashley March 21, 2010

Left Hook Lepis

A metaphorical term describing the cheap verbal shots a Lepis takes on his victims.

Left Hook Lepis making fun of Josh Joggers.

by JoshJoggers January 13, 2015