Goon

A person who is stupid and generally dumb, Acts stupid and out of place.

He is still texting us? what a goon.

by Kremvhis May 31, 2018

Goon Slap

When a nigga slap yo face as he cum while cumming so hard that it covers you so completely that it can turn a nigg into stay puff marshmallow man. Frequently done to a nigga named jay when he goes to bed too early.

Jay wake up (vigorous goon slap noises)

by Goon slap March 21, 2024

Gooning

The act of mixing (at minimum) two different types of pastas.

"Becky mixed Spaghetti noodles with Penne pasta to spice up her food! that is so weird!"
"Shut up Sandra, she is just gooning. It is a hip new way to cook italian style food!"

by femmenyn April 17, 2024

goon reservoir

A container for holding the substances leaked while in the act of gooning. Sometimes a jar, sometimes a bowl, or sometimes the humble McDonalds cup, anything capable of containing a liquid could serve as a goon reservoir.

Kyle has been in his room all day, I bet he’s almost filled his goon reservoir.

by Fancyursa March 21, 2025

Flicker Gooning

The practice of repeatedly bringing oneself or another to the brink of orgasm and then deliberately stopping, over the course of several days. This prolonged edging method is termed "flicker gooning" due to the sensation it creates in the brain, which is likened to a light flickering between states—oscillating at the edge of climax without fully achieving it. This technique is often used to intensify the eventual orgasm and heighten sexual gratification.

After three days of flicker gooning, he said the final release was the most intense experience he'd ever had."

by FunkyJErkers May 24, 2024

Goon

noun: REDACTED

1. A REDACTED; characterized by a green or white glow coming from their eyes. Caused by night vision.

Alternative

Gooning: the actions taken while one is a goon.

"Moons out, goons out."
"Hey REDACTED, where's REDACTED? He's out gooning tonight."

by Lord Arduous January 20, 2023

Gooning

Gooning means admiring someone goofing around

person one: i think this person is gooning i really admire them

person two: Im going to goon for them

by HarukiIsPog June 1, 2025