tending to the slow cooker

to engage in masturbation

Person 1: "Stop messaging me, im tending to the slow cooker."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Jacking off"

by gazza222 November 7, 2020

Jai slowed down

Celebrity dj and rapper from Tampa Florida who works with Soulja boy and dj wats also makes screw down music on YouTube. he makes sure you hear him

Jai slowed down drop that fire.

by Ella Bands July 10, 2024

Slow

Someone that is not caught up with the group or someone who has mental problems.

maya why are you so slow?
Cmon catch up

by Sleeksays November 20, 2018

The Sunflower Deed, Backed It Up And Slow The Speed Because Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Kill Anyone For Any Little Thing

The Sunflower Deed, Backed It Up And Slow The Speed Because Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Kill Anyone For Any Little Thing

The Sunflower Deed, Backed It Up And Slow The Speed Because Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Kill Anyone For Any Little Thing

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025

Slow Learner

Someone who is has 1 map and has 40 different specialists giving them their own advice and set of intructions both good and bad , Then expecting them to put out fast and be on point with each direction at the the same time. Geez sorry it took so long master PO PO DOODY HEAD . How about a simple verbal command or text message or letter in the mail.. No it has to be all inderect and random to the point of being drove insane. I Love you T Beth with all my heart, Im deeply sorry I made you suffer, I didn't know the love you felt for me until now. Im a slow learner

Immature married douchbag: I am a hammer and all i see is nails. I am awesome af.
Divorced felon lost forever: It hurts to be a Slow Learner.. LEARN FAST YOU IDIOT.

by Sugar KOOKEE June 13, 2022

Slow Hand Sock

A slow hand sock is when you quickly try and find a sock to cum in but you are too late to put it on your dick so you cum all over your hand and a tiny bit on the sock.

Oh god my cum is everywhere!
Thats a slow hand sock!

by tackbackwards July 10, 2020

Slow tipping

Air/ dry humps. Slowly. Derived from the word Tip meaning penis.

That dude was so messed up he was slow tipping a ghost on the dance floor.

by Slowslow44 November 4, 2020