Gabe usually has light brown hair and brown eyes. They are extremely handsome, yet they are very outgoing and funny. Gabe is very talented at many things. They are usually very rich and buy people shit. They have big dicks and are really good in bed ;p If you have a Gabe as a boyfriend, then you are really fucking lucky. He will treat you the way you want to be treated. Don't fuck with him though because he is not someone to fuck with. He is usually aggressive but when it is time to cuddle, he is the best at that. You will fall in love with him very fast. He might seem confident and like a fuck boy, but once you get to actually know him, he's the complete opposite. So if you know a Gabe, don't let him go or you'll regret it.
by ihavenolifeandidontknowwhy November 12, 2018
A gay little dumb boy how is probably going to grow up to be a dumb drug dealer.
Do you know where to get the good stuff
I heard Gabe has some good stuff
No Gabe is a dumb ass.
Do you know where to get the good stuff
I heard Gabe has some good stuff
No Gabe is a dumb ass.
by oteroter December 08, 2018
Exremely chalant person who may or may not also be a mouse. Cannot be mysterious for the life of him and can be located by following the sounds of the nearest ruckus around. If put under a street sign (held up by 2 poles specifically) he might spontaneously combust from the alleged bad luck it brings. Commonly found to lie AND decieve, though he will never admit to doing so.
He goes by many names (e.g: jabs) and will swipe belongings when given the chance, and lives off of soggy rice krispies and random trinkets found when scouring around outside at odd hours of the night </3. Has no perception of cold, and is has gaslit himself into somehow always overheating even when put in the north pole - also has a side job as an elf on the shelf which he will not admit to as that would ruin Santa's business.
He consistently refuses to admit to being a twink, even when presented with overwhelming evidence of being so.
Weaknesses: grammar, sleep, being funny, respecting shower boundaries, being nonchalant, writing while dripped out (rings)
Strengths: swiping (nametags, drip, jokes, etc.), hardly know er jokes, terrible puns, being dripless, embodying alarming lvls of brainrot
He goes by many names (e.g: jabs) and will swipe belongings when given the chance, and lives off of soggy rice krispies and random trinkets found when scouring around outside at odd hours of the night </3. Has no perception of cold, and is has gaslit himself into somehow always overheating even when put in the north pole - also has a side job as an elf on the shelf which he will not admit to as that would ruin Santa's business.
He consistently refuses to admit to being a twink, even when presented with overwhelming evidence of being so.
Weaknesses: grammar, sleep, being funny, respecting shower boundaries, being nonchalant, writing while dripped out (rings)
Strengths: swiping (nametags, drip, jokes, etc.), hardly know er jokes, terrible puns, being dripless, embodying alarming lvls of brainrot
- Hey, see that guy over there?
- The one that doesn't look like a main character at all?
- Yeah, must be someone's sidekick. Looks like a Gabe
- I think you're right, let's get out of here before he starts causing a ruckus and stealing our drip :(
- The one that doesn't look like a main character at all?
- Yeah, must be someone's sidekick. Looks like a Gabe
- I think you're right, let's get out of here before he starts causing a ruckus and stealing our drip :(
by orixinkali May 22, 2024
Short ass nigga. Holds the world record for smallest dick in the world and likes being fucked by big sweaty black men
Gabe: ough ough ough
Person: what is that noise
Person 2: Thats gabe fucking a 2 year old
Gabe: Nigga Nigga Nigga
Person: what is that noise
Person 2: Thats gabe fucking a 2 year old
Gabe: Nigga Nigga Nigga
by The Real Definiton Nigga December 04, 2023
by WillyWoe November 25, 2017
Is sus.
by A old sexy pedo November 26, 2020
Gabe is just Gabe, a sarcastic weirdo that can make you laugh your eyes out. However he is not as tough as he seems and needs his friends by his side!
by Jemimaa1 September 03, 2019