Nutting ink
How to squid:Prior to jerking off, stick an open plastic tube down your penis. From this point, carefully pour liquid ink down the tube until you feel that your penis is full. Remove the tube, and be sure to let the ink marinate for some time within the depths of your sacred shaft. You are now free to molest your mighty mollusk. When you nut, your cum will be very dark and ink-like, resembling the fluids released by a squid when they flee from predators
How to squid:Prior to jerking off, stick an open plastic tube down your penis. From this point, carefully pour liquid ink down the tube until you feel that your penis is full. Remove the tube, and be sure to let the ink marinate for some time within the depths of your sacred shaft. You are now free to molest your mighty mollusk. When you nut, your cum will be very dark and ink-like, resembling the fluids released by a squid when they flee from predators
“Did you hear about Jerry? His mom walked in on him choking his chicken and he started squidding all over her!!!”
by Turkey_frotter101 December 18, 2024
by B!zzl3ch@p May 17, 2019
When a girls vagina is tight and wet with the suction power of a Dyson hoover running off nuclear energy.
by King Lurgi September 15, 2021
The act of producing a wet slapping noise with your labia similar to that of grabbing your cheeks and moving them in a rapid succession. Typically pertaining to women with larger than average or low hanging labia.
by DiskoBAT December 04, 2021
The unfortunate combination of someone being both a Broccoli Head and a Squid. This mutational crossover happens when a dude has the negative traits of each stereotype. They are very common at American universities, specifically in fraternities.
Broccoli Squid attributes:
- Mobbing gyms in large groups
- Exclusively drinking seltzers
- Listening to mumble rap
- Using words such as "rizz" and "huzz"
- Having TikTok be their personality
- Wearing pajamas, wifebeaters and a gold chain
- Lacking social awareness
Broccoli Squid attributes:
- Mobbing gyms in large groups
- Exclusively drinking seltzers
- Listening to mumble rap
- Using words such as "rizz" and "huzz"
- Having TikTok be their personality
- Wearing pajamas, wifebeaters and a gold chain
- Lacking social awareness
That group of Broccoli Squids over there are doing tiktok dances in front of the bench press! Not again!
by GeedEater December 10, 2024
(Verb) to perform some type of violent act upon another being …
(Noun)
A proper name for a tough, rugged, strong, stone cold or thug type individual …
(Noun)
A proper name for a tough, rugged, strong, stone cold or thug type individual …
As a verb-
That punk ass bitch done fucked up now… I’m ‘bout to Pop Squid on a mother fuckers ass…
As a noun-
Here comes that Pop Squid mother fucker now… You better run bitches…
That punk ass bitch done fucked up now… I’m ‘bout to Pop Squid on a mother fuckers ass…
As a noun-
Here comes that Pop Squid mother fucker now… You better run bitches…
by Mista PoP Squid October 07, 2023