January 4

National dumbass day! Tell your friends!

Person 1: Hey its January 4th!
Person 2: Ya, its your day to shine
Person 1: Yea, National Dumbass Day

by RealPerryThePlatypus October 28, 2020

January 26

Kobe & Gigis death day, RIP. Also my birthday. People born on January 26 are usually caring, overprotective and ultra cute. They can be insecure 90% of the time. They hate their body, hair, voice and very bad mental health.

January 26th was Kobe’s and Gianna’s last day on Earth.

by randomkidonine November 2, 2021

January 23

Its national lick job and blowjob day yall.

Boy: its January 23
Girl:so what?
Boy:go to urban dictionary and see what it means

by Horny momma January 22, 2021

january 15

WHEN THE BADDEST BITCHES WERE BORN

january 15th bad bitch was born!

by nigiga April 26, 2020

January 3rd

National Kiss your Bestfriend day
If you have a bsf ypu have to kiss them on this day.

Its January 3rd gimme a kiss bestfriend.

by Hdjakfhwnzjc December 5, 2020

January 26

You're cool and probably gay

Hey I'm gay and I'm cool because I was born on January 26

by sillycelie February 20, 2020

January 29

National kiss your bf/gf day! kiss your bf or gf and they cant say no.

gf: It's January 29
bf: so
gf: its National kiss your bf/gf day!
bf:ight
*kisses*

by datbitch6969 January 29, 2020