Nicaraguan Shotgun

When explosive diarrhea combines with low hanging testicles and the spread of the initial diarrhea blast is wide enough that you actually poop on your own testicles

Dude, it was so hot yesterday that after I ate that bad mexican food, I sat on the toilet and had a Nicaraguan shotgun. It took me like ten minutes to clean off my balls...

by yosefstalin September 6, 2013

shotgun

A weapon that shoots small but deadly BBs in a spread formation. Basically a gun that you don't need to worry about the aim with because the spread range is so ridiculous that if you aim at a tree, you'll hit a human. Also the weapon of choice if the zombie apocalypse happens. Limbs will fly if you have a shotgun on you and the outbreak happens, just remember to bring shells with you.

Guy: Why do you have a shotgun?
Me: If we fall into a zombie apocalypse, I'll need it...
Guy: You've been playing too many zombie games
Me: Well, sorry if you don't have your shotgun when it happens, because then you'll get bitten. Then I'll have to blow your limbs off.

by ZombieKilla November 7, 2012

Shotgun

Basically calling "dibs" on some sexy piece of meat.

"Mmm, check out that piece of ass! I'd ride him in a minute. Shotgun!"

by just_yo_mama January 21, 2015

shotgun

to cut open the side of a beer and chug it

only the real ones can shotgun in 5 seconds

by period<3 August 3, 2020

Pump Shotgun

Another fucking gun that people won't get the censored out of here with.

Amogus Person: *tries to reboot Amogus Crew-*
NoobCluck10: Pump Shotgun! *shoots amogus*
Amogus Person: *shoots back* No u
Screen reads: You killed: NoobCluck10
Amogus Person: Victory is mine!
*Boom Bow kills Amogus!*
Amogus: Sh!t
Screen reads: Killed by: ProEgg70

by JayMoneySpamsL2 December 7, 2021

Shotgun Alley

Any out of the way location outside a house, preferably down the side of the house or worst case behind a shed or garage. A deluxe Shotgun Alley will have a small knife or screwdriver attached to the fence via an old piece of string. The purpose of Shotgun Alley is to gather a small team of elite drinkers from the house party for a 'Shotgun Alley run.'

As the night progresses usually (and foolishly) someone will suggest swapping from the standard can shotgunning to take standing in a circle taking turns swigging from a bourban bottle (see also "Ring of fire", "Highway to the Danger Zone", or "Ubers Inbound"

Psst. Shotgun Alley, 1min, tell Monique.

by Hilldog3000 June 22, 2023

Shotgun

Verb: The act of performing foreplay on a woman in a specific unique style. This is done by splitting the middle and ring finger and with the index and middle finger inserting them into the vagina (two in the front). With the remaining two fingers these are then inserted into the bum (two in the back).

Dude…tonight I’m going to shotgun my woman! 🖖🏼

by RustyHartley March 14, 2023