Rice Fairy

A very flamboyant Asian Man kinda like Richard Simmons but Asian.

I was in china town during gay pride week and there was nothing but rice fairy's everywhere .

by depravity69 December 20, 2021

Rice cooker

Someone lame or boring

“Blake is such a rice cooker”
“Stop being such a rice cooker”

by Diane m. January 27, 2019

Rice mobile

Any Japanese car or car not developed to be a racing car lowered about 6 inches and added custom rims on. Most popularly with a leopard skin draped over the hood, the typical MILF leopard print seats and a 2 foot spoiler on any part of the car. Modified with air intakes even though they would never need to have them since the car can't go that fast in the first place. Examples would be a 1998 scion cube with a spoiler and air intake. May be a 1994 Chevy Camaro but pimped out to the point you know the driver will be forever a virgin. And they sound like active suicide bombs, and would be taken out in a second if driven in New York.

"Look at that fucker driving his rice mobile(or ricewagon). I can hear him coming from 3 miles away. JORDAN and or GREGBORY KING

by randomclevername September 8, 2017

Chicken & Rice

A funny ha ha song that was sung by the ingenious robot loli Gir. With the simple song that consisted of screeching and the satisfaction of yummy yummy chicken and rice, he was able to practically force children to risk their lives to hold hands (before marriage).

(At Hot Topic)
Quirky Girl : "Wow look at this Invader Zim shirt! It says Chicken & Rice like from the movie! Hee hee hoo hoo"
Regular Being: "You are a piss goblin"

by xxPiss_Lordxx January 13, 2020

dr.brown rice

He is dislike for his very rare specialty which is being too good at being too good . He loves haters, loves lovers, and treats the ones he cares for like family. Girls want him but are scared to approach a specimen of advanced intelligence and good looks. Everyone wishes they could be a part of his life and those who don't later regret it.

Child : "When I grow up, I want to be Dr.Brown Rice"

by Noname man May 23, 2016

minute rice

Cheap, easily installed, easily breakable, and somewhat tacky and gaudy vehicle modifications. It looks like a great amount of money went into modifying the car to the untrained eye. But to people who are good at spotting cheap and gaudy mods, it looks tacky.

"Hey, dude, check out Lee's car! He has chrome spinner rims, a coffee can muffler, LEDs under his chassis, chrome license plate covers, his bumper and spoiler are chrome wrapped. He also has LED valve covers, and chrome wipers!. All that rice must have cost a lot of money."

"No, Anna. That's not real rice, that's minute rice. All that stuff cost around 300$ altogether at most. Probably about $150. The rims are just wheel covers for steel wheels. You can make a custom breadboard of LEDs with a AAA battery and scrap you can find at an electronics store for less than 2$, chrome vinyl wrapping can be installed for about 10$ and the cost of a hair dryer at the thrift store, the spoiler's stock, LED valve covers, you can get at Wal Mart for 8$, the muffler was just and you can get Chrome Wipers and license plate frames at Autozone for 20$ a pair. The coffee can exhaust is just a can of Great Value coffee he stripped the paint off of , chrome vinyl wrapped, and JB Welded onto his muffler. His car's about as tacky as that gold plated crystal encrusted digital watch he always wears. Fitting, because he has minute rice on his car."

"Ha ha ha, good one!, Jair!"

by Ollie Churpuzzi September 12, 2020

Fish on Rice

A way of referring to the simplicity of a task or action.
It uses the analogy of fish on rice, which in itself is quite a simple way of explaining sushi.

Originated from the Hot One's episode featuring Joji (our god); on his favorite types of sushi.

You only have to write a few things dude, "it's fish on rice, it's chill"

by TheScratchinCO April 4, 2022