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Rest stop area queer-bait mother fucker

My old creepy boss who also sported a pedo-smile.
Our old boss used to creep us out, and then we decided that he was a rest stop area queer-bait mother fucker!
by Recruiter June 25, 2009
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The key to the destruction of the multiverse, having the capability to eradicate all life forms in every single dimension in every single timeline. More powerful than any line starting with “ur.” Only been used once before in history, but was denied by an uno reverse card.
Ryan: Did you eat the rest of the cereal
Robert: Yeah why
Ryan: *slowly brings his hands together, closing his eyes while making an upside down triangle with his fingers*
Robert: U-ur mom gay!
Ryan: *opens his eyes, they’re now glowing* No u
Robert: *falls to his knees* Don-
Ryan: Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis
Robert: NO- #*{£<+¥\•
*Robert himself would start to crack, causing holes in the space-time continuum as Ryan drains the life force of every single living thing in existence, becoming one with the void*
by Aggressive_Genji_Main October 21, 2018
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Queer

(Verb)- Term used to describe that you would perform sexual acts to another individual- typically one you find attractive and are infatuated with.

Originally used by homsexual men, but now used by all genders and sexual orientations.
"Sorry I didn't text back sooner, I just got done queering my boyfriend"

"Oh he's so attractive, I'd definitely queer him, would you queer him?!" "YEAH! I'd queer that pretty mouth of his!"
by FlyTyGuy12 June 3, 2024
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Fuck a queer friday

"Fuck a queer friday" is a weekly event on which you must fuck a queer person or you have cootties and are gay.
Omg tomorrow is fuck a queer friday!
by HahaYourMum July 20, 2022
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queer bonjiduce

A guy who is so damn gay that it seems to be a mental illness. (Very common in men named Ben)
Yo bro I heard u have queer bonjiduce
by Greasybastard42069 January 17, 2020
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leap queer

A man who engages in homosexual coitus every once in a while on special occasions just as Leap Year only occurs every 4 years.
Dirk and Lewis are trying to get Joey in a 3-some, but he's usually straight. But given the right circumstance, he is a bit of a leap queer and he just might go with it.
by Fat_n_Happy February 11, 2015
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renaissance queer

A they/them that has literally done some plumbing and locksmithing on top of their music making, art making, dancing and writing.

In the literal sense, the renaissance queer has literally been reborn into being queer through creative/discursive practices.
Babes they’re such a renaissance queer, they fixed my toilet and wrote a poem about it’s diffraction in time and space!
by laryazaytseva September 17, 2022
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