Rest stop area queer-bait mother fucker

My old creepy boss who also sported a pedo-smile.

Our old boss used to creep us out, and then we decided that he was a rest stop area queer-bait mother fucker!

by Recruiter June 25, 2009

Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis

The key to the destruction of the multiverse, having the capability to eradicate all life forms in every single dimension in every single timeline. More powerful than any line starting with “ur.” Only been used once before in history, but was denied by an uno reverse card.

Ryan: Did you eat the rest of the cereal
Robert: Yeah why
Ryan: *slowly brings his hands together, closing his eyes while making an upside down triangle with his fingers*
Robert: U-ur mom gay!
Ryan: *opens his eyes, they’re now glowing* No u
Robert: *falls to his knees* Don-
Ryan: Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis
Robert: NO- #*{£<+¥\•
*Robert himself would start to crack, causing holes in the space-time continuum as Ryan drains the life force of every single living thing in existence, becoming one with the void*

by Aggressive_Genji_Main October 21, 2018

Queer Bait

When a male non gay/non homophobic person acts like he is busy or has to either A go home to his girlfriend B doesn't have time to do whatever it is you are asking cause of his girlfriend C he is claiming he is busy with his girlfriend but is just lying

Person 1 - yo bro I just won 2 free tickets at work to test drive any car for 1 hour at the Ford dealer ship wanna join
PERSON 2 - Ahhh shit bro I'd love to but I gotta get home for dinner I'm starving
person 2 is an example of being a "Queer Bait"

by TaintedTaint44 October 14, 2025

queer cave

A cave of wonders. Weird to most. Solace to many. A place defined as figuratively and literally speaking. Regarded as a secret place among the gay community.

Bobby joe wanted to me to see his Queer Cave, but then I thought I heard banjos.

by Theevilearlgrey October 7, 2016

Queer

The definition of queer is basically the simple answer;
Emma.

sup babygirl ;)

"Hi Emma!"
"No! It's queer!"

by obama yomama May 9, 2021

eddy queer cowap

a strapping young bloke who's dick is bigger than his crippling self confidence issues. A fine specimen of the young gay twink that gets pegged by tubbo ben while moaning ackson manbun's name. A deeprooted love for curvy, lush women and a master of blood-bending.

lily: 'did you bleach your pubes?'
ponyo : "yeah, they're blonder than eddy queer cowap's"

by glizzygobbla7427 February 20, 2021

Crossbow Queer

Refers to a subtype of queer/sexually ambiguous people becoming more prevalent in society and popular culture. Traits include:

- Constant low level rage
- Armed, but in a cool way
- Loves animals, probably more than most people
- Leather jackets for days
- Probably rides a motorcycle
- Would straight up commit war crimes for those they love
- Either completely fearless or absolutely terrified
- Actually just an absolute sweetheart

Examples include: Rosa Diaz (Brooklyn Nine Nine) and Daryl Dixon (The Walking Dead)

That guy with the leather jacket and the resting bitch face is SUCH a crossbow queer

by Elk0 April 21, 2020