Ruth: Have you heard of the Swedish banana pizza?
Riley: no, what’s that?
Ruth: stuff of nightmares is what it is
Riley: no, what’s that?
Ruth: stuff of nightmares is what it is
by Quintopolise April 21, 2021
Get the Banana Pizzamug. When crypto investors reminisce that a pizza restaurant accepted 10,000 bitcoins in exchange for two large pizzas on May 22, 2010—the bitcoin was then worth 41 bucks.
by Fasters May 30, 2023
Get the Pizza Daymug. by Salukirunnr December 1, 2016
Get the pizza artistmug. Cashew Pizza
It is a pizza that has Cashews in it. It is the best type of pizza in the whole entire world. Any pizza can become a cashew pizza. All one has to do is to sprinkle cashews and a bit of virgin blood of young North Korean girls or preferably your mom's blood. Once a year, a man of high importance like a world leader has to secretly shove TWO cashew pizzas. One down his throat and one up to his rectum. Then the pizzas would be removed surgically after 2 hours and be offered to the pizza gods. Without this pizza or the ritual, the world will end as we know it.
There is a secret cult of the Cashew Pizza.
The cult's name is: The cult of Cashew Pizzas
To become a member, one has to donate their soul to Bill Gates or any other rich man. Like an oil tycoon.
Then, once you have been given clearance and approval, you will eat cashew pizzas for the rest of your existence and will constantly whip yourself on the streets to show your devotion to the pizza gods. As a member, your ultimate goal is to seduce 72 virgins and extract their pussy juice and blood. Then you have to offer it to the Pizza gods. Once this step has been completed, you will receive eternal life and will have the power to become a powerful leader of a country you so desire. A prime member is Vladamir Putin, ever notice how he barely seems to age? That's because he is a follower of the cashew pizza cult.
It is a pizza that has Cashews in it. It is the best type of pizza in the whole entire world. Any pizza can become a cashew pizza. All one has to do is to sprinkle cashews and a bit of virgin blood of young North Korean girls or preferably your mom's blood. Once a year, a man of high importance like a world leader has to secretly shove TWO cashew pizzas. One down his throat and one up to his rectum. Then the pizzas would be removed surgically after 2 hours and be offered to the pizza gods. Without this pizza or the ritual, the world will end as we know it.
There is a secret cult of the Cashew Pizza.
The cult's name is: The cult of Cashew Pizzas
To become a member, one has to donate their soul to Bill Gates or any other rich man. Like an oil tycoon.
Then, once you have been given clearance and approval, you will eat cashew pizzas for the rest of your existence and will constantly whip yourself on the streets to show your devotion to the pizza gods. As a member, your ultimate goal is to seduce 72 virgins and extract their pussy juice and blood. Then you have to offer it to the Pizza gods. Once this step has been completed, you will receive eternal life and will have the power to become a powerful leader of a country you so desire. A prime member is Vladamir Putin, ever notice how he barely seems to age? That's because he is a follower of the cashew pizza cult.
by Disciple of Cashew Pizza May 13, 2020
Get the Cashew Pizzamug. A pizza that has been delivered to you surprisingly, out of the blue, as a delicious subtle apology for a previous quarrel with a friend or loved one.
Person 1: "I'm sorry we had that huge argument about that crap I can't remember now."
Person 2: "It's cool, I'm just glad we're still friends. I love you."
Person 1: "I love you too! Did you pizza today?"
Person 2: "Was that you! ? It even had BBQ Chicken, my fav! You cheeky monkey! I wondered who had sent that.
Person 1: "I'm glad your tastebuds were feelin' it!"
Person 2: "Classic Apology Pizza."
Person 2: "It's cool, I'm just glad we're still friends. I love you."
Person 1: "I love you too! Did you pizza today?"
Person 2: "Was that you! ? It even had BBQ Chicken, my fav! You cheeky monkey! I wondered who had sent that.
Person 1: "I'm glad your tastebuds were feelin' it!"
Person 2: "Classic Apology Pizza."
by Ziposaurus May 10, 2016
Get the Apology Pizzamug. Happy's Pizza lost they mind! 5 great deals for $9.99! Get the Jumbo Shrimp, hand battered dip, or the Happy Wings, great with anything! Get some rib tips, or a slab of ribs, or some pizza! What's it gonna cost us, kid? $9.99, $9.99, at Happy's Pizza for a limited time!
Get to Happy's Pizza for 5 summer sizzlers, each just $9.99! Two Jumbo Shrimp dinners! Two Happy Wings dinners! Two pizzas! A whole slab of ribs or two rib tips dinners! Your choice, just $9.99! HAPPY'S PIZZA LOST THEY MIND!
by chimken_nunget September 7, 2019
Get the Happy's Pizzamug. The act of rolling a full pizza pie into a burrito, pounding one end into the table, and then consuming it as a burrito (This must be done by a single individual for it to be considered a proper shotgun).
Omg! He just finished Shotgunning a Pizza
We are planning on drinking some beers and shotgunning a pizza on Friday, wanna join?
We are planning on drinking some beers and shotgunning a pizza on Friday, wanna join?
by The Bro One November 27, 2018
Get the Shotgunning a Pizzamug.