The Ten Commandments

1. be gay do crime
2. sweater weather
3. they look so pretty it hurts
4. dreamnotfound
5. yeah i’ve met jared (of course i’ve met jared!)
6. 66
6. clear phone case
6. cuffed jeans
9. elsa

10. cottage in the woods
it’s the ten commandments duel”
number one
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The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.
(end of joke)...to get to the other side!

(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay
by The Real IX April 20, 2010
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Ten Penny Tower

When a girl is lay'd on a table and 10 guys 5 on each side of the table. They then cum on her from the bottom to the top. Hens the term Ten Penny Tower.
Man we should totally Ten penny tower that chick!
by Nick nospmas June 6, 2013
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Stay on Ten

Stay Alert, always be Ready, to stay ready for ready.
1. Police officers must stay on Ten because things can pop off any second.

2. I try staying prepared for anything, it's best to stay on Ten.
by MissTECfacts July 30, 2024
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A ten

The term "ten" is being defined as a noun/verb to label someone, who is insanely bad at minecraft pvp(player vs. player);

so bad u still had all of your 10 hearts (display of health points in minecraft, maximum being 10 hearts) after a 1vs1 fight against smb.
*after 1vs1
Santa: damn bro, i'm still full hp, how bad could he be
Kitty: did u just ten him?
Santa: yap, such a ten
by rleus July 16, 2024
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Hang Ten

to live Reckless, without a care. ( To not give a shit about anything )
Hang Ten dude, life is to complex to care about anything.
by JohnyNoCash December 15, 2021
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Ten

Would not recommend, sharted all over my mothers fine china
Please stop sharting on the china, Ten!”
by Ballsmd June 5, 2022
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