People who refuse to upgrade their mobile devices, won't participate on social media, and miss out on cultural trends and events because of their devout belief that technology and digital media are terrible.
My brother is coming over to watch a movie at my house because his TV is from 2007, he can only get Netflix by streaming it through his old Playstation 3, and he won't buy a Roku because he's digitally Amish.
I can't text my mom because she's digitally Amish and just has a flip-phone for emergencies.
He didn't read Trump's tweet because he's digitally Amish and missed it.
I can't text my mom because she's digitally Amish and just has a flip-phone for emergencies.
He didn't read Trump's tweet because he's digitally Amish and missed it.
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Short fat northern hormonal sociopath, who has been convinced her daughter is a bit of a minx. A further definition is a brutal and spiteful human being who imparts her long seen life failings as a parent and a women on others through the use of coarse and unfair tactics and words. In summary, a self centered and delusional hormonal breeder of sluts.
You're a useless piece of shit, said Karen Walker Digits to a member of her team, as her daughter walked in with another brown baby.
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