Monday

literally hell on Earth. Monday crushes your dreams and makes you feel helpless. It is the start of the week. Monday makes you want to commit suicide.

Jim: "Tommorrow is Monday!"
Bob: instant depression

by MasonWaller May 10, 2018

Mondays in Alchemy

The place to be when you're too old for Wezz and too young for Coppers.

No matter who you are or where you're from, in Alchemy there is always a happy, happy ending.

Catherine: "Its a Monday night, and im GAGGING for it, whats a girl to do?

Orla: "Looks like its Mondays in Alchemy tonight so!!"

by G20ification September 5, 2011

Meme Monday

Meme Monday is the last Monday of every month. On this day you have to print out a picture of a fresh and good meme and tape it to your shirt for the day.

Bonus points if it is imbedded onto the shirt!

Friend: Why do you have a shirt of Michael saying "That's what she said"
Me: Its Meme Monday you uncultured swine.
Friend: Oh you right!

by EU Terrorist November 5, 2019

Monday

The day you are not allowed to be broken up with on.

Boy: I'm breaking up with you
Girl: You can't it's a Monday

by thehoneyofthebees November 1, 2021

Sunday Monday

You continuously go to church and act good on sunday, then monday go back to your normal, theiving, pot smoking self.

"Man that kid comes to church every Sunday", "yeah, but hes a real Sunday Monday"

by 5689 September 9, 2012

Bold Monday

Bold monday is on May 2. It is particularly for you to be bold with your crush or bf/gf.

“HAPPY BOLD MONDAY!!” she said, “what’s bold mond-“ “BE BOLD WITH YOUR CRUSH!!!”

by thatoneperson2299 April 29, 2022

Bills 💵 are not available on Monday but I will have to send

I got the water tank and I got the water tank and I got the water tank and I got the water

I got the water tank and I Bills 💵 are not available on Monday but I will have to send

by Dumb brick and wall May 8, 2023