Mormon Milkshake

A term for something or someone that, on the surface, appears entirely wholesome, innocent, or conventional, but secretly possesses an unexpected, often edgy, rebellious, or surprisingly unconventional side. It's the hidden kick in an otherwise sweet package.

Derived from the common association of "Mormon" with clean-cut living, combined with "milkshake" (especially in its pop culture sense) implying a hidden allure or "something extra."

Example 1:
"Did you see Sarah's new tattoo? Who knew she was such a Mormon milkshake!"
Example 2:
"This indie band's music sounds like a lullaby, but then the lyrics drop some seriously dark philosophy. Total Mormon milkshake."
Example 3:
"My grandma's knitting circle is a Mormon milkshake; they gossip about the wildest stuff while making baby booties."

by HappyCamper2069 July 18, 2025

Ryan Douglas milkshake

A fine built man sits under 7 black men jerking it and he can’t move a muscle until all men blow hot steamy loads everywhere

Hey guys wanna have a Ryan Douglas milkshake

by Ryansmilkshake July 26, 2025

Mississippi milkshake man

When a man put his semen,boogers,puke and urine in a cup and give it to his partner to drink

Dave just gave me a Mississippi milkshake man is was so tasty

by Lebronsforeskin July 31, 2025

St. Louis Style Milkshake

A St. Louis Style Milkshake is a 6 part gay sex act where you

-Have your partner have diarrhea in a glass
-Drink it
-Shit it back into your partners asshole
-Anally penetrate him
-Cum inside him
-Eat him out

Gay Dude: “I gave Zach an insane St. Louis Style Milkshake yesterday”

by D1 Swans Glazer September 21, 2025

Milkshake CNC

Getting tied up with a very long straw that is also connected to a very cold or very hot milkshakes that you’re forced to drink. Making your body extremely uncomfortable but making your partner extremely appeased.

You: Yo Joseph! My girl just texted me a pic of a milkshake and a massive straw. What do I do man!?
Joseph: Do it got ice in it?
You: oh no…
Joseph: Drink up, it’s time for milkshake CNC bud
You: no ice…

by SuperGamer69 October 8, 2025

Chocolate Milkshake

When someone's ass sweat and feces mix together and create a sludgy, chocolate-like substance in their back end which soaks their pants in what looks like a Chocolate Milkshake.

"Dude did you see mike yesterday; he had a crazy chocolate milkshake going on."

by ChunkyRot October 31, 2025

Masai Milkshake

The act of being refreshed by another individual while on Safari for all of the jungle to witness .

Last week , I was making my way across the Serengeti , making friends with the Zebras, when I stumbled across this French chap on the receiving end of a much needed Masai Milkshake.

by TuskerKing December 1, 2025