midget

short people/adults

eg: martiolereiénna is a midget!

by risirai November 16, 2013

Midget Porn

Legal child porn.

You like child porn but don’t want to be arrested? Watch Midget porn.

by Graci3.a_ September 5, 2022

Minnesota midget

While giving a blowjob the woman shoves an I've cube up the guys ass, causing his unit to shrink.

Hey babe grab the ice bucket you're getting a Minnesota Midget tonight.

by Reverend Jim Bob December 12, 2022

Pipe down Midget!

A Commonly used term for wellbeing teachers and workers to assert authority and dominance over small people, and kids. The term is used primarily on kids titled Luke. Luke is defined as a small midget child who constantly creates trouble in the surrounding area. A Luke is always 5ft or under...

Wellbeing teacher : PIPE DOWN MIDGET! *agressively points down at the 3rd class citizen*
Luke : *scared* *timbers shivered*

by Dog............... March 9, 2022

fridget midget

A small teenager who can't hug, kiss talk to girls and will occasionally pat their girlfriend (if they have one) on the end like a dog

OMG josh is such a fridget midget

by Joshlover March 21, 2017

Midget

A word used to describe someone short

158 cm to be precise

E.g Habiba is a midget

by Bruhmidget November 2, 2020

Jesses midget play date

A play house invented by Jesse and the family. Sadly was not improved because some midgets were offended.

Wanna go to Jesses midget play date? Hear he’s the mascot.

by Jacksueylolsi December 15, 2021