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Jesses midget play date

A play house invented by Jesse and the family. Sadly was not improved because some midgets were offended.
Wanna go to Jesses midget play date? Hear he’s the mascot.
by Jacksueylolsi December 15, 2021
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Midget On A Mission

An inividual of below average size who of which walks faster than the typical average size person.
Holy shit, that 5'2 looking guy was next to me just before now he is 2 yards ahead of me! He must be a Midget On A Mission!
by Roadent December 21, 2021
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Midget bozo

A small person who is a loser and has no life.
by TheWhomDestroyer December 24, 2021
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midget brown

A short athlete that is colorblind and there grandma is a pirate
Oh my look at how cute that midget brown is
by Grandma mo May 13, 2022
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Midget

Madison that all I need to say they are so small they can't reach Adians dick.
Madison is a midget so she's to short to suck Adians dick.
by Escibar May 27, 2022
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Bully a midget day

28th May is worldwide 'bully a midget day'
Todays the 28th May. Bully a midget day. Time to bully a midget!
by Jehrewue8s May 28, 2022
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Midget Milk

The semen extracted from a midget's penises, commonly used in the making of Viagra
EWWWWW I got MIDGET MILK on me Again!
by Peachy_107 May 30, 2022
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