imbecile machine 

an overly-lifted truck, often containing obnoxious, sexist decals, used to compensate for the driver's shortcomings.

that dude parked his imbecile machine in the middle of the parking lot at the donut shop

imbecile machine by MoronicArts February 12, 2023

Washing Machine Heart

A song that talks about never being enough “I know who you pretend I am”

Letting people use you, basically a people pleaser.

“Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart” A heart that trys to people please

Washing Machine Heart by ieatpatrickbateman May 5, 2023

Slut Machine 

An overly flamboyant, or eccentric "whip and nae-nae".

Did you see Jason do the Slut Machine? I always knew he was gay.

Slut Machine by GreatOldOne September 8, 2023

Hallucination Machine 

A derogatory (but accurate) term used to refer to "generative AI" like ChatGPT, referring to the tendency of such programs to "hallucinate" invalid information and present it as truth.

"Yo did you hear that Google is adding generative AI to their voice assistant?"

"Wow, I can talk to the hallucination machine! What an innovation!"

Hallucination Machine by _Colonial_ October 9, 2023

Five finger drum machine 

2 in the pink, 2 in the stink and 1 to keep the beat.

I tried the shocker after I gave her a french horn but what really kicked up the tempo was the five finger drum machine.

Five finger drum machine by rust shackel September 22, 2012

anus time machine 

A dildo shaped device inserted into the anus that when it comes into contact with feces will transport you back in time to when The meal that is being shat out was eaten

I used an anus time machine to eat that taco Bell again Only problem was that my pants were down In the middle of the taco bell

anus time machine by katoom rider 76 May 13, 2014

HOLY FAX MACHINE! 

What the fax machine is used in many ways and can state many things but there is one phrase that rules all... when someone hurts themselves they say.

“HOLY FAX MACHINE! OWWWWW!”

Holy fax machine can also state the curse word fu*k

“You are such a HOLY FAX MACHINE! meanie!”

HOLY FAX MACHINE! by Sabooboo the great February 28, 2018