a sigma chad who resides in every living creature and is the king of the dark without being emo. is a sexy beast and his name is Tristan Nilsen
by jeff bezos has a cruch on JUAN June 16, 2022
Get the Juanmug. A wise man from Mexico who moves to the United States of America to make women and men fall in love with him. This man typically will have a bald head, mustache, and a big dick that he uses as a weapon.
Damn, that Juan Jose Lugo guy....sure got my azz sprung..
I thought I was going to spend the weekend with that Juan Jose Lugo, that nigga had me in lock for 2 years.
I thought I was going to spend the weekend with that Juan Jose Lugo, that nigga had me in lock for 2 years.
by FKN_Lii October 21, 2022
Get the Juan Jose Lugomug. A bitch who is self centered asshole who doesn't care about their gf and most times retarded and make stupid ass jokes that people find funny and will definitely never become famous or smart and will probably be poor
juan is a dick
by hrufvesfuwfrw8 March 23, 2020
Get the Juanmug. A person who always wants to improve himself and fulfill his dreams, the best friend you could ask for, will always give you a hand in difficult times and support you in your achievements, be careful if you fall in love with him because you will only receive love, hugs, songs that lull you and many other beautiful things.
“Search for one Juan Jose Robayo, you know you need it!”
“Search for one Juan Jose Robayo, you know you need it!”
by El universo December 16, 2021
Get the Juan jose robayomug. A sexual position where the woman is on top backwards, and the male slides down a set of stairs. This allows his body to wiggle/flap like a noodle while the woman is riding in a basic reverse cowgirl.
by Domgirl24 January 29, 2024
Get the Juan noodlemug. by Jerry730 July 19, 2016
Get the Pulling a Juanmug. The funniest, tallest, smartest, coolest creation of God you will ever encounter on Earth.
He also has a big dick.
He also has a big dick.
by TheGodCreations November 21, 2021
Get the Juan Pablomug.