by sk3tch011907 October 01, 2023
An esoteric doctrine explaining the bizarre reasons chicks hate each other and are no longer friends. It can be applied uniformly to all women who borrow any type of clothing, accessories, electronics, etc., and don't return said item, leading to a downward spiral in the strength of the friendship. Occasionally, the jeans incident doctrine may lead to the creation of mortal enemies.
Ex #1: "Yo man, you hear Anna isn't talking to Katie anymore?"
"Really, what happened?"
"I think Katie borrowed her favorite scrunchie without asking, classic jeans incident doctrine at work"
Ex #2: "You can't invite her boss man, Jamie is going to be there, Shelly and Jamie hate each other now"
"what,... did Jamie borrow her jeans and not return them or something?"
"yeah, the proverbial jeans incident doctrine rears its ugly head again"
"Really, what happened?"
"I think Katie borrowed her favorite scrunchie without asking, classic jeans incident doctrine at work"
Ex #2: "You can't invite her boss man, Jamie is going to be there, Shelly and Jamie hate each other now"
"what,... did Jamie borrow her jeans and not return them or something?"
"yeah, the proverbial jeans incident doctrine rears its ugly head again"
by Mscheve June 10, 2008
by Victoria1805 January 30, 2020
a brand of very stylish jeans. they have fancy pockets with rhinestones, sequins and whatnot. Very popular in Dallas, LA, Austin, New York and bigger cities. smaller cities often wear knock offs. In High-Land park if you don't own at least 4 pairs, you are frowned upon, and have no sense of style once so ever, unless, you are scene.
warn by the same girls that wear uggs, juicy and eyeliner on their water line.
cost $100-$200
make your butt look hot and catch the eye, bring focas to your asset.
warn by the same girls that wear uggs, juicy and eyeliner on their water line.
cost $100-$200
make your butt look hot and catch the eye, bring focas to your asset.
Amy: i saw she didn't have miss me jeans. she MUST be poor.
Taylor: i know. but i just got a new pair yesterday, it will look chic with my juicy couture jacket tomorrow!
Taylor: i know. but i just got a new pair yesterday, it will look chic with my juicy couture jacket tomorrow!
by That Girl That Stalked You March 06, 2011
Definition 1.uber trendy guy you see around with their MAC airbooks and slim cut jeans(perhaps even a beenie where appropriate). The types that work for some trendy hip company where they were jeans to work and refuse to use PC's...just macs.
by Salacious B July 07, 2012
by a_fan_gurl February 24, 2021
by Grannysmilk March 30, 2021