Mona Lisa handshake

A Mona Lisa handshake is when you put your fist in a woman’s asshole and your cock in her vagina, then give yourself a handjob.

Last night I gave myself the best Mona Lisa handshake I had ever had!

by Bryant Bille May 29, 2022

bare-knuckle handshake

A diplomatic gesture like a handshake or a greeting that clearly and civilly demonstrates the fierce and unrelenting determination of the part making the gesture.

As we began negotiations on the project, it started with a bare-knuckle handshake.

by akconstant November 16, 2019

Nova Scotia Handshake

A Nova Scotia handshake is the act of flatulating onto a seat or cushion before relinquishing the seat to another person. The purpose of a Nova Scotia handshake is to leave a more lasting impression in the mind of the recipient than a traditional handshake.

Derek: "Here Asher, take my seat."
Asher: "Gee thanks, Derek. Wow, this seat feels pretty warm!"
Derek: "That's just a Nova Scotia handshake for you!"

by mhjrehsa March 31, 2017

Denver Health Handshake

The fingering of a patients anus to assess for rectal muscle tone in a trauma patient. Often used excessively.

Joey, we have an incoming sprained ankle patient. Can you give him the Denver Health Handshake?

by Bright_Barty May 10, 2022

Tinley Park Handshake

When a south-side broad you were in a relationship with, is freeloading at your place after you've already called it quits, throws a left hook and lands it below your eye.

Brad was just trying to get his stuff from his own place, when Julie gave him a Tinley Park Handshake.

by tinleyparkguy December 1, 2021

Back Alley Handshake

A word for a sneeky handjob given in a very secluded place

Did you hear that Ron just got a Back Alley Handshake from Molly just now? Jeez you'd think that he would wait until after his wedding day!

by Jaboy13 July 6, 2016

pogo-stick handshake

Kissing-cousin to pump-handle, this joyful greeting-method entails grasping the other person's hand in both of yers, then vigorously jumping up and down a few times to really enthusiastically swing his arm bobbingly and show him how glad you are to see him.

Anyone can do da pogo-stick handshake, but it's most often performed by a small child, either to express his great joy at being reunited with the person, or to somewhat-braggingly demonstrate how self-confident he is at such a young age.

by QuacksO October 10, 2018