ass facial

the best thing that has ever happened to anyone

the act of stuffing ones face into a girls huge ass and then later being able to cum on her giant tits

damn that ass facial was the best

by dkveidbsisbxnch June 28, 2017

facetime facial

A FaceTime Facial is when a man calls you on FaceTime while you are at work and cums as soon as the call is answered and then hangs up.

During my FaceTime Facial he got cum on his camera, and cancelled our future appointments. facetime facial

by Red Polish February 13, 2018

Dog Facial

Having sex with a dog lover and pulling out and finishing on her dog audience.

"I gave a real good dog facial yesterday"

by all in the name of jesus August 27, 2019

rocky mountain facial

After shooting a load all over your partners face, you spread it around by using your sack as a paintbrush.

Bro 1: You close with that girl from the bar last night?

Bro 2: Hell yeah, I closed with a rocky mountain facial, she was glazed.

by theredddevil August 16, 2015

facial

The awards given out at the end of the year by one Facebook user to his friends.

The Facial for best post goes to...

by alistarovereem December 24, 2010

facial

a hand gesture used up to a person's face when your angry and dont want to talk to them. It is similar to "talk to the hand"
Juring the gesture you yell "FACIAL" to the one u are angry at and usually add a simple "bizzo" for more of an effect

Cindy: "No your a slut!"
Ciderella: "Shut up you bizzo"
Cindy: "I'm not a bizzo!!"
Cinderella: "FACIAL!!! FACIAL!" *hand gesture*
Cindy: *runs off crying*

by Cinderella88 June 1, 2006

facial

When snowboarding and you stop on your heel edge into a big mound of powder and are hit in the face with a bunch of snow.

Chris skidded right into the powder and got huge facial.

by ParkCityLove April 17, 2006