coker-factor

Nigel Reo-Coker is a football (soccer) player in England. As of June 2007 he plays for Premiership team West Ham, although is likely to transfer in the coming weeks. He is known not for his skill, but more for his boundless energy and enthusiasm (basically he runs around the pitch like a headless chicken). Any player who matches Reo-Coker (Nige to his friends) in his enthusiasm is said to have or be 'The Coker-Factor'. Some Coker-Factor moves (or plays in American) include....

- Breaking up attacks with fearless challenges
- Distributing the ball to the nearest team-mate
- Making tireless runs
- Listening to Tupac before the game

Players with Coker-Factor do not...

- 'Back heel' the ball
- Head the ball
- Create opportunities for team-mates with sublime skill
- Score any goals

'Man did you see me break down those attacks today, I am the Coker-Factor'

or

'Did you see West Ham today? The Coker-Factor was bloody awful'

by dan(paste) July 11, 2007

Pussy Compatibility Factor

The Pussy Compatibility Factor, or PCF for short, is a highly advanced, ever-evolving quantum metric, calculated on a reverse logarithmic hyperwave scale to assess an individual’s metaphysical synchronization with universally recognized, but poorly defined, vibronic energies. Often invoked during moments of unpredictable chaos, its readings fluctuate between 0 and Avogadro's Number, based on an undisclosed algorithm partially written in Comic Sans. Many findings of the PCF can be proven through thought experiments, such as the Gibraltar-Bosenheim equilibrium and Schrödinger's Pussy.

Person 1: I sense that our Pussies are in Simple Harmonic Equilibrium
Person 2: Indeed so!
Person 1: The Pussy Compatibility Factor, or PCF, is a well-regarded and highly useful scale to determine relationships between individuals, which in this case, is you, Person 2, and me, Person 1.

by himothy maguire July 27, 2025

Rush factor

A play of words Using Stockton Rush'es Sir name, his impatient draw to explore Titanic's captivating allure, by using an insufficient and budget friendly version of the "Limiting Factor" and is describing "when someone leaves all rhyme or reason aside to achieve something or to prove a point, even though it come with a great risk to oneself or others" / To have the "Rush factor" - C B Nilsson, July 2023

I would never dare to do something like that, I don't have the Rush factor

by C B Nilsson July 8, 2023

Cheese Factor

The cheese factor is how believable a scenario is based on how many times it is used in a film or any other form of media.

Person 1: "Me and Alex kissed for the first time on the top of the bleachers at the homecoming football game."
Person 2: "As much as I'd like to believe you, the Cheese Factor of what you just said makes it sound like bullshit."

by Ally_Assmore October 6, 2019

Zoe Factor

By simply existing, people will fall in love with you.

Zoe: "I just met this girl and she is calling me asking me to text her back"
Friend: "Damn it's just that Zoe factor"

by SycoMode September 13, 2023

laughter factor

the amount of laugh that forms in your throat and comes out of your mouth ; range of numbers that determine how high or low your laughter factor is

I was trying not to laugh, but the fact that i was pretending to be sad upped the laughter factor

by soecxtra October 26, 2020

Meow factor

Mental and physical sex appeal. The full package. A person that makes you purr with happiness.

You got that meow factor going on baby! Purr!!

by Thatiskeepinitreal January 29, 2021