Ham Doctor

A doctor of hams. Somehow this is profane.
Originally from Penny Arcade.

"Nice shirt, man."
"Don't be such a ham doctor."

by Pork professor July 22, 2009

Funk Doctor

Someone who fix your groove, funk, and/or moves.

J is the funk doctor for the Dance Place.

by Zach G. October 27, 2003

The Doctor

The main character of the British TV series about time traveling protectors called DOCTOR WHO

The Doctor just left in the Tartus

by Syndrome March 25, 2005

Doctors

Are devils. Not demons, Devils.

Why?

Demons are cool.
Devils are not.

by Leiko October 6, 2004

Slut Doctor

These are doctors that help all females give birth. 9 months after a female has whored around, she will be puished with a small creature that will develope into another human. The person who is paid to help remove the creature from the slut is often reffered to as a "Slut Doctor", because his only aim is to help the slut.

Stacey(pregnant): I'm so nervous, when those guys were waitng in line to have sex with me 9 months ago I never thought that i'd end up in hospital, I'm so scared!
Tracey: Don't be scared babe, the "Slut Doctor" knows what he is doing. He will get that creature out of you in no time!
Stacey: I hope so! I look like an elephant.

by Paul Fleming July 13, 2006

DocBahr

A gay-friendly emergency room doc that will remove illegal and dangerous items from your anus after having your partner jam them up the old who-ha.

Bruce got so excited he crammed that stolen Picasso so far up my rump, now I am in a right kerfuffel and need to see my DocBahr to get it removed. What an odd fetish

by peepants the clown February 27, 2008

El Doctor

1.) An alias used by the one, the only, Pablo Escobar.

2.) An alias used by the baddest gangster to ever live, also the best lookin' one too: J-man, aka Ferarri, aka Catman.

1.) He was known as El Doctor, but is not a doctor of any sort.

2.) El Doctor got shot a couple of times, but busted a couple of caps with his deadly accuracy and jack-fucked that fool.

by El Doctor January 9, 2005