Diego Martir is a very kind person. He is short and tanish, has curly hair, is a pro at soccer and has so much love to give around. He is beyond caring and everything about him is attractive . His dimples can make anyone fall in love and that’s what makes him Diego. He is a ladies man and can steal ya girl. Diego works out a lot and has like a 600 pack. Idc if hes short I LOVE HIM. He issa great kisser and and good hugger. Diego is a social media star too and has birthday is December 24 2003. What town do u want him to tour at?
Girl 1: "Look Its the HOTTIE Diego Martir."
Girl 2: "OMG Diego Martir GONNA B MY SNACK TONIGHT."
Girl 3: "NAH Diego Martir GONNA B MY DINNER
TONIGHT."
Girl 4: "He gonna like my booty."
Girl 2: "OMG Diego Martir GONNA B MY SNACK TONIGHT."
Girl 3: "NAH Diego Martir GONNA B MY DINNER
TONIGHT."
Girl 4: "He gonna like my booty."
by Diego.lover November 14, 2019
Get the Diego Martirmug. 
When you and at least four of your friends carve a pit into the ground and defecate into it, then proceed to mud wrestle in the resulting pile of excrement
by Ezekiel Matchett 🔰 August 5, 2022
Get the San Diego dog pilemug. Diego can be a W mans sometimes but at times he can act sus with you. He is very cute, my mans is taken and he plays fortnite. He likes have a black friend that thinks black lives matter but knows its cap. If you meet diego ask him about dora. GO DIEGO GO!
Yo diego how is dora doing?
by BBCFrankiscute November 23, 2021
Get the Diegomug. by ScumbagsAnonymous January 31, 2021
Get the San Diego Santa Clausemug.