Gravel dick: This is an imaginary sexual act motivated by extreme hatred. The perpetrator develops an erection, then slathers their penis in crazy glue, followed by the application of copious amounts of aquarium gravel. The perpetrator then sodomizes the victim repeatedly causing torrential anal bleeding, and permanent anal incontinence. As this rather despicable act causes rather intense pain, and perhaps permanent injury to the perpetrator (as well as the victim) it portrays the depth of hatred towards the victim (i.e., I hate you so much I would do gravel dick on you). You have to really hate someone to do gravel dick on them. Most often used as a mental revenge fantasy against those in the work place. Somewhat comparable to donkey punch in that it is imaginary, and involves violent inappropriate sexual content.
Mark was so angry at his boss for blaming him for another's actions that he daydreamed about gravel dicking him for the rest of the afternoon.
by Semen Tower July 28, 2010
Get the Gravel dickmug. When there is a huge group of guys (has to be a minimum of 2 men) around a single girl all openly or secretly pursing her. It is like an extremely long queue to get in the girl's panties. Usually, at least one of the guys is having sexual relations/in a relationship with her but right when that ends, there is a man to comfort and sex her.
"Maria will never be single because she has a massive dick fortress."
- "Hey go talk to her!"
- "I can't! See all those guys?! Her dick fortress is impenetrable!"
- "Hey go talk to her!"
- "I can't! See all those guys?! Her dick fortress is impenetrable!"
by badtree132 March 16, 2015
Get the Dick Fortressmug. "Neopolitan Dick " is a term to describe a circumcised penis having a variety of colors (~hence, "neopolitan" like the famous mix of strawberry, vanilla, and chocolate icecream) due to the circumcision itself.
The tip (head) more pink, the shaft more neutral, and the scrotum darker.
Girl: His dick had different colors.
Girl's Friend: So he had a Neopolitan Dick?
Girl: Haha I suppose, it was pretty hot to be honest...
Girl: His dick had different colors.
Girl's Friend: So he had a Neopolitan Dick?
Girl: Haha I suppose, it was pretty hot to be honest...
by KiiDLMTLSS January 3, 2014
Get the Neopolitan Dickmug. When a tornado hits a dildo factory and somehow becomes stronger after the impact. The tornado is filled with flying dick debris.
by RandySavage5 November 22, 2011
Get the Dick tornadomug. A social disease when you Are so fixated on pleasing your girlfriend she controls all the decisions your dick and balls make.
by Chune for your headtop April 21, 2020
Get the Simp dickmug. by Jmoe_moe July 30, 2016
Get the Smoking dickmug. When a chubbed penis is dropped on another person's head and left there. Like the Thwomp from Mario 64.
by dylpaul December 4, 2015
Get the dick thwompmug.