christopher dewild

Guy from my school
I still like him 👍🏻

christopher dewild is in my search bar what do I do

by c.rey October 31, 2021

Christopher Woken

A woke dude going nuts in public. An SJW dude acting crazy. A crazy Darren.

Man! Look at that guy going off on those Trump supporters. He's nuts! It must be Christopher Woken.

by KSparx September 13, 2020

Christoph

A quiet and weird bloke. Will say extremely random shit, which might not even make sense. Overall pretty cool dude

P1: I like Christoph
P2: Ikr, he's so cool. A bit weird though

by itsix November 26, 2021

Christopher Kim

Better than you

Christopher Kim is better than Khandi /j

by OriginAnomaly November 21, 2021

Christopher calamitous

When a woman is sitting down pooping, the man kisses the woman and begins to pee between her legs.

Helen asked if we cooked Christopher calamitous more often.

by Kwayvizzle April 5, 2025

Christophe

Christophe is the guy everybody falls for. He's got a natural charm and is always going to be kind to everyone, no matter what. Just his smile is going to get a girl blushing. He's the best person on earth and deserves to be treated better.

-oh my god that guy over there is so fine.
- Yeah his name must be Christophe

by cigsaftersx June 21, 2022

Christopher

the freaking cutest human being in the whole wide world. he will love you like no other and give you all the hugs and kisses. definitely befriend any christophers you know

omg christopher asked me to be his friend

by b.r.i.n.a April 29, 2021