Biking on a highway in Virginia

1. An analogy for something so awful that it's comparable to riding a bike on a highway full of absolute dumbasses who don't know how to drive. Also known as Virginians.

2. The worst fucking experience ever

Use 1:
Person 1: dude, Dave said he went camping last weekend and his tent got blown away but his car wouldn't start.
Person 2: that sounds like biking on a highway in Virginia.

Use 2:
Person 1: I went biking on a highway in Virginia.
Person 2: how did it go?
Person 1: why do you think I'm in the hospital, dumbass?

by Michelle, what the fuck? June 07, 2021

Bike humper

Biker humper refers to people who are overly attached to their little bicycles in defiance of a car centric city. Typically, they insult anyone who likes cars.

"Look at this bike humper on Twitter! He really hates people who like SUVs."

by Spear960 April 01, 2023

Cardiff City Bike

Slang for someone who sleeps around in Wales’ capital city

That girl, Sophie, she’s the massive Cardiff City Bike!

by Rednose22244 January 05, 2021

Bmx Bikes

Little kids bikes for grown ass men who still think they are cool.

John: Hey Will, you wanna go ride Bmx bikes, smoke weed, and down some Coronas?

Will: Nah I gotta work.

by Spiff masta 42069 September 11, 2022

Bike Mike

A clever and experienced mult-tasker named Mike that uses his bike as his main transportation and was the first to bring the “electric bike” to Beach Blvd. He entertains his comrades with his clever one liners, sarcastic teasers and Super Sick playlist. Known for his loyalty, leadership, charisma, and respect for the street.

Bike Mike was cruising down Beach last night fast as hell rocking out to Misfit on his loud speaker. Yep Bike Mike is so rad!

by Fien-machine December 21, 2023

vicars bike

favourite choir boy. a very gay person

to be gayer than the vicars bike

by mr lobby March 11, 2009

girls bike

It is a mode of transportation that a female would use to commute from point A to point B, this particular bike is easy to identify due to the bent top bar, which is believed to cradle the vergina in a event of a crash.

"Hey boys look at Mitch riding that girls bike, he must have a vergina"

by Gilbert12 December 16, 2016