San Andreas Barbecue

The act of breaking a bed frame whilst having intercourse with multiple people and continuing to have intercourse on the ground.

Brandon and friends had a San Andreas Barbecue and now I have nowhere to sleep.

by cleves July 27, 2023

Pull an andrei

When you make some questionable dick move when someome does something nice to you, but act under the guise of never asking for that kind act

For instance:

-wtf why did you refund that game
-huh? I never asked you to give it to me
-come on don't pull an andrei on me

by mrbunkerman August 4, 2022

gay for Peter Andre

When your so gay the only thing you can think of is Peter Andre in the water with his top off

Your so gay for Peter Andre

by Chrispartyboi July 7, 2023

Ariana San Andres

Ariana San Andres is a psychotic, insane, monkey, racist, stick and rat.

She will call you a curry muncher if your a Indian, if your Korean she will call you a kimchi muncher and etc..
Her height is 3'2, very short yes, she is a middle aged woman who lived alone in a dark cave in the mountains where she sings "Nonit the obese donkey"

Ariana San Andres: 'NONIT THE OBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSE DONKEY'
Lynn: Ari ur my best buddy
Ariana: GONNA KILL MYSLEF TOMORROW

Lynn: AND MUNCH ON SOME KIMCHIIISSS

by SHIBALLLS October 16, 2023

Welcome to San Andreas, I'm CJ from Grove Street

Welcome to San Andreas, I'm CJ from Grove Street, Land of the heinous, gangbangers, and cold heat, In Los Santos, neighbors get no sleep, Beefing with anybody competing, even police, Four deep in a green rag with gold feet, Blast with the flag on the strap, that's OG, Stay in shape, hit the gym, lift the weights, Get super cut or big and buff, nice and straight, You got stats, respect, weapon skill, Stamina, muscle, fat, and sex appeal, You get clothes from Bincos and Pro Laps, Sub Urban, ZIP, Victim, and D. Sachs, Watch your back when you in rival hoods, They'll test just to guess if your survivals good (Survivals good) Ducking shells at the Cluckin' Bell, Jump out busting, gunning 'til they tuck their tail, It seem like I'm on impossible missions (Impossible missions) Twisted predicaments hostile positions (Hostile positions) Tenpenny and Pulaski harass me, Cop cars been on our ass the last past week, 'Cause the 'Dreas for the gangsters, homeboy, Hands is the language for the 'bangers, homeboy, And it's dangerous, homeboy, Get your brains blow for how you do your fingers, homeboy, Heat cocked, we poppin' hot ones, Dump them out, bend the block, shake before the cops come, Listen for sirens, they don't got none, Back another lap, catch a straggler with a shotgun, Hittin' them up what that Grove Street like, In a dirty sling shot and old Levi's

Welcome to San Andreas, I'm CJ from Grove Street, Land of the heinous, gangbangers, and cold heat, In Los Santos, neighbors get no sleep, Beefing with anybody competing, even police, Four deep in a green rag with gold feet, Blast with the flag on the strap, that's OG, Stay in shape, hit the gym, lift the weights, Get super cut or big and buff, nice and straight, You got stats, respect, weapon skill, Stamina, muscle, fat, and sex appeal, You get clothes from Bincos and Pro Laps, Sub Urban, ZIP, Victim, and D. Sachs, Watch your back when you in rival hoods, They'll test just to guess if your survivals good (Survivals good) Ducking shells at the Cluckin' Bell, Jump out busting, gunning 'til they tuck their tail, It seem like I'm on impossible missions (Impossible missions) Twisted predicaments hostile positions (Hostile positions) Tenpenny and Pulaski harass me, Cop cars been on our ass the last past week, 'Cause the 'Dreas for the gangsters, homeboy, Hands is the language for the 'bangers, homeboy, And it's dangerous, homeboy, Get your brains blow for how you do your fingers, homeboy, Heat cocked, we poppin' hot ones, Dump them out, bend the block, shake before the cops come, Listen for sirens, they don't got none, Back another lap, catch a straggler with a shotgun, Hittin' them up what that Grove Street like, In a dirty sling shot and old Levi's

by buttfart33 October 19, 2023

Andres

All Andres are unbelievably sexy, smart, funny, and charming. They are the topic of many fantasies, often accused of being man-whores. Always have a long line of girls after them, even some men too – an Andres is that sexy. Often seen around fellow good-looking men, such as Enrique, Raphael, and Jack.

Girl: SHIT THAT GUY IS SO HOT, HE MUST BE NAMED ANDRES

Guy: MAN, THAT GUY IS SO COOL, HE MUST BE NAMED ANDRES

Girl 1: SHIT THIS GUY JUST CHARMED THE SHIT OUT OF ME, HE'S SO SEXY AND AWESOME I WANT HIS COCK

Girl 2: HE MUST BE AN ANDRES.

by bpbiron April 16, 2010

Andrés

A sex machine that will make you have 50 orgasms and will tare you apart with his godly,gigantic,gorgeous,penis.He also has every girl behind him.He can seduce anyone

OMG yesterday I slept with Andrés and IT WAS THE BEST SEX EVER!!!!!

by wowhotdude May 11, 2017