Sheep

Sheep is someone that does sheep tings.

He don’t want to drive? Sheep tings.

by Sheepsmum November 22, 2021

sheep biting

Your mom

That sheep biting bitch, dude that’s your mom.

by JustStopTryingTo@mE January 10, 2019

Tickling the Sheep

When your trying to sell something(car dealer, sales rep) and your trying to work the customer into buying something. It's the act of tickling the sheep.

Hey Rick, has the customer decided on which model router they want to buy yet?
No Dale, I'm still tickling the sheep.

by techsupportgui February 9, 2015

Sheep squeezer

one who sqeezes sheep for the purpose of estimataing depth of fleece and extracting fleece oil (widely used in the making of stumpfuckery lubricants such as Chaffaway(tm)

"its nearly shearing time but best send in the sheep squeezer to be sure"

by captain stumpfucker October 16, 2008

Lars the sheep

Some fucking furry who is overly sexual and thinks that she YEA SHE is funny despite being a woman

Guy1 have you met Lars yet?
Guy2 yea I have met him

Guy1 no no not the fox I am talking about Lars the sheep

Guy 2 oh so what’s his deal

Guy1 well she is a fucking degenerate slut and thinks she is funny

Guy2 why dose she think she is funny we all know women can’t be funny

by Not Lars the fox June 28, 2022

Casino Sheep

A way to describe a situation in which one would not usually find ones self - an alternative relative to laddergoat when ones induvidual preference requires mutton to express hilarity at said unexpected situation.

Beco: My usb port is stuck on this church spire
KS: Oh Casino sheep your so random

Emma: There seems to be noodle all over my mitten
*plays chess*
Oh casinosheep your so random

by Gaystar1 July 30, 2010

Rainbow Sheep

An invaginated person that is most known for their randomness that leads to strange inside jokes.

Omg Erin stop being a rainbow sheep!

by ErinKellyFanPage September 12, 2020