Simp Cuck Temp-Hubby

A man, usually older who has a 'polyamorous' marriage with a woman, usually younger while knowing she can pick up more ass in one month than he could even hope for in a year. He pays for her boob-job, hair, nails, facelift and botox which helps her pick-up even easier, and no one is surprised when she leaves him for another man taking half the house,

car, business, assets and anything else she can get her hands on.

Eg. Rando: Which one is your simp cuck temp-hubby?
Wife: Who cares?
Rando: Shouldn't we make sure he's chill with us getting together?
Wife: Yeah, sure.

by GarMic October 9, 2023

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cuck a bug

The rolls of hair that gathers on the back of the neck below the natural hairline.

"Man I need a cut, these cuck a bugs are popping when I run my comb through them".

by 1 on 1 Shawty October 11, 2023

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Friendship cuck

A person that is so desperate for attention and approval, that they let their friends treat them like crap, and make them feel like they doesn’t matter

Person 1 : hey man, that’s not cool you shouldn’t let your friends treat you like that
Person 2 : no, it’s OK. I’d rather them make me feel bad then them leave me I’m a friendship cuck

by Doodoofart6996 October 12, 2023

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Truck cuck

An aggressive and/or rude pickup driver attempting to compensate for their tiny penis energy by manifesting their irrational road rage.

Check out the truck cuck in the right lane trying to use it as a passing lane!

by S017 October 17, 2023

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Lunch cuck

A person who did not bring money to an outing assuming they will be paid for however, only to watch food or drink be made and not participate in its consumption

She assumed they’d pay for her but it looks like the passenger princess is a lunch cuck today.

by Sellyoursoulforapotatochip October 20, 2023

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