Banana Split

When your hitting it from the back and your dick pops out and slides up between her ass-cheeks.

Girl: whyd you stop?
Her dad: i just made a banana split!
Girl: hurry and put it back in!

by itstherealme May 21, 2019

Splits

Splits can only be done by uncle horitzz. Uncle horitzz is a god he loves the splitz and has lots of circus members

Is that uncle horitzz doing the splits

by Soster and Socha September 29, 2019

bash-splitting

Sharing the payment for several heads (bashs) of weed with friends or acquaintances. Bash-splitting usually happens when everybody within a circle is low on cash and the plug has a minimal order quantity higher than an individual can afford (5-10 bashs)

-Yo boyz, wanna get high tonight?
+ Yeah but shit man, im low on cash
-Same shit mans, but we can ask others and do some bash-splitting.

by paradoxxo October 2, 2019

Split a bravo

The act of sliding ones’ hand in between the underwear and anal cleft, usually resulting in digital penetration of the anus.

this chick started grinding on me so I split a bravo.... turns out she was the shot girl and now I owe her twenty-five bucks.

by F dees August 16, 2019

Split ticket

When two prostitutes perform the functions of one for the price of one.

It was super late in Vegas and I got a split ticket from two bimbos.

"Who wants a split ticket at the Luxor?!"

by word nerdz August 20, 2019

splitting my peas

a saying used when someone is very annoyed or in other words “triggered”

shaniac is really splitting my peas at this moment with his shenanigans

by fizzabelle January 3, 2018

The bannana split

When a human(mostly man)is receiving oral from a monkey, and the monkey mistakes his Penis for a bannana than bites it off. On occasions it proceeds to anal fuck you.

Micheal harsch enjoys the bannana split.

by Micheal harsch March 29, 2017