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Ultra woke 

An elitist with a focus on outwardly displaying their morals associated with protecting a perceived underdog group. Very much focused on oppression and those who are (often including themselves) perceived as victims. Sees the world as a collection of groups with archetypal behavior even though that contradicts a disdain for stereotypes. Usually loud, argumentative and unfunny.
Elizabeth is so ultra woke, she sees and calls out the sexism of Bernie and his friends
Ultra woke by Soulglo January 15, 2020
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stay woke 

Deriving from "stay awake," to stay woke is to keep informed of the shitstorm going on around you in times of turmoil and conflict, specifically on occasions when the media is being heavily filtered- such as the events in Ferguson Missouri in August 2014.
The headlines say they looted McDonald's, but they won't tell you about the tear gas the police threw at the crowds, or the fact that they needed the milk from the McDonald's to treat the effects of it. Stay woke.
stay woke by pazwell August 19, 2014

nigga woke

A state of being of higher mind, beyond the perception of mere men. Able to grasp reality on an entirely new plain of wokeness this nigga will be able to make anime panties reality.
Shenijqua: nigga what the fuck are you lookin at
nigga woke: pantsu!
nigga woke by Bynash May 7, 2018

The Woke Scale 

Announcing that oneself is "woke" actually makes him / her less woke. The more that one self-proclaims "woke-ness" the less woke that person is in reality. This is the essence of the "woke scale," which is represented mathematically as follows:

Level of Woke = 1 - (Self Proclaimed Woke Level)
Stacy: "Wow guys, I am so woke it is crazy."
Stacy's Friends: "Stacy clearly isn't that woke. According to the woke scale, I think her woke level just dropped to 3%"
The Woke Scale by humblemike October 6, 2019

Baby Woke 

adjective,
1. Being new to wokeness.

noun,
1. Someone who literally just woke.
Fred means well, but he's baby woke and his insensitive "All Lives Matter" post needs to be deleted.
Baby Woke by HexwithanX June 28, 2020

I woke up in a new bugati 

it means that u r super cool and zesty
wowzerz i woke up in a new bugati

Politically Woke 

Woke is a phrase that has gone through some changes in recent times -

The previous definition of woke was slang for being politically awake, for example knowing that there are legitimate social injustices in the United States, such as police brutality, poverty, disability discrimination, etc.

However, " to be politically woke" has changed in recent times. Woke is now used more as a derogatory term to satire or make fun of SJWs who go too far or lack political knowledge.

Woke nowadays refers to a specific ideology of people who oversimplify complex societal issues into a binary hierarchy of oppressor group vs victim group, and the ideology often removes sense of individuality / nuance.

"woke" ideology can often call for measures to be put in, namely Equality of Outcome and call for the legally compelled measures to artificially elevate the victim class and similar measures to artificially relegate the said oppressor class.

The main issue with being "politically woke" is that it often blames entire groups for the actions of a few, or may bring up historical injustice from centuries ago and frame it as a present issue and present people responsible for it.
Friend 1: I think my professor is politically woke.

Friend 2: in the good way?

Friend 1: no, the bad way.