by TCL&J April 19, 2018
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A small, furry creature who may look innocent at first but is really a horrible, feisty, mean, crazy, ferocious animal when you get to know it.
Brian: Oh my god! I’m never going to mess with the weasel clan again!
Ryan: Why? They look so cute and innocent!
Ryan: Why? They look so cute and innocent!
by The Weasel Clan April 20, 2018
Get the Weasel mug.by defiant_strawberry December 5, 2017
Get the Ass weasel mug.Someone who does everything in their power to show everyone that they are the most snively and twofaced little shit. The kind of person you just want to slap right across the scrotum. Like Dave the little dick! That absolute forskinning, cock weaseling dick! Oh yeah, it can also be used as a verb I guess.
by Abel Damsa May 6, 2018
Get the Cock Weasel mug.A bed weasel is someone who hides under their covers if they are afraid. They often are sly and such when they’re in bed with someone and is the type of person you’d like in your love life. Bed weasels are known to sleep in, the name says it all.
Hey, did you hear Alice is a bed weasel? I think I’m going to ask her out.
Go for it, bed weasels are amazing!
Go for it, bed weasels are amazing!
by DuckyDefinition May 12, 2018
Get the Bed Weasel mug.a snow weasel is a very rare breed of weasel which normally lives in the south and loves to hide out in public schools. they will steal your man so sneakily, and are very hard to be defeated. they have magical snow powers and can freeze any heart within seconds. beware of the dangerous snow weasel!!! their pettiness is out of control!!!! there is only one left in the entire world, so if you catch it, call 911!!!! they are very rare and will try and get your man so AVOID THEM!! if your man gets near one, get him to ditch it right away!
disclaimer: this entry is a joke, don't take it seriously
disclaimer: this entry is a joke, don't take it seriously
by wildlife101 February 19, 2017
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